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Just for me Dibs, if you get chance to sit quietly behind a heavy as you approach an onslip, have a gander at the level of incompetence people display when it comes to joining a Motorway/dual carriageway in front of them. I would love some of these berks to be shown the video of themselves.
Here's hoping......
Phil
>> Edited by philthy on Tuesday 14th December 20:22
Here's hoping......
Phil
>> Edited by philthy on Tuesday 14th December 20:22
Oh, and my personal favourite at the moment... Amber Gamblers. 
No Discretion said:
Do "middle lane morons" for driving without due care and attention
It's driving without reasonable consideration for other road users...(still section 3, RTA1988 mind)
However, if they are doing 70mph....there's very little can be done...
Why?
And the same goes for f
king muppets who drive around with their fking fog lights on. Grrrrrrrrr. Ahh, Dibble are you too young to remember
Not the nine oclock news said:
"Come in, shut the door."
"Yes, sir."
"Now then, Savage, I want to talk td you about some charges that you've been bringing lately. I think that perhaps you're being a little
over-zealous."
"Which charges did you mean then, sir?"
"Well, for instance this one: 'Loitering with intent to use a pedestrian crossing.' Savage, maybe you're not aware of this, but it is not illegal to use a pedestrian crossing, neither is 'smelling of foreign food' an offence."
"Are you sure, sir?"
"Also, there's no law against 'Urinating in a public convenience or 'Coughing without due care and attention."'
"If you say so, sir..."
"Yes, I do say so, Savage! Didn't they teach you anything at training school?"
"Erm, I'm sorry, sir..."
"Some of these cases are just plain stupid: 'Looking at me in a funny way' - Is this some kind of joke, Savage?"
"No, sir."
"And we have some more here: 'Walking on the cracks in the pavement,' 'Walking in a loud shirt in a built-up area during the hours of darkness,' and 'Walking around with an offensive wife.' In short, Savage, in the space of one month you have brought one hundred and seventeen ridiculous, trumped-up and ludicrous charges."
"Yes, sir."
"Against the same man, Savage."
"Yes, sir."
"A Mr Winston Kodogo, of 55, Mercer Road."
"Yes, sir."
"Sit down, Savage."
"Yes, sir."
"Savage, why do you keep arresting this man?"
"He's a villain, sir."
"A villain..."
"And a jail-bird, sir."
"I know he's a jail-bird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! We're holding him on a charge of 'Possession of curly black hair and thick lips."'
"Well - well, there you are, sir."
"You arrested him, Savage!"
"Thank you, sir."
"Savage, would I be correct in assuming that Mr Kodogo is a coloured gentleman?"
"Well, I can't say I've ever noticed, sir."
"Stand up, Savage! - Savage, you're a bigot. It's officers like you that give the police a bad name. The press love to jump on an instance like this, and the reputation of the force can be permanently tarnished. Your whole time on duty is dominated by racial hatred and petty personal vendettas. Do you get some kind of perverted gratification from going around stirring up trouble?"
"Yes, sir."
"There's no room for men like you in my force, Savage. I'm ss transferring you to the S.PG. -"
"Thank you very much, sir."
"- Now get out!"
BliarOut said:
"Come in, shut the door."
"Yes, sir."
"Now then, Savage, I want to talk td you about some charges that you've been bringing lately. I think that perhaps you're being a little
over-zealous."
How topical that was at the time - and still is to a certain extent - but has sadly led to a torrent of paperwork for the BiBs I suspect.
Ahh.. whatever happened to those fresh-faced comics of NTNOCN?
Anyway, back to the original question...
Fog light numpties please.
Any one too blinkered not to notice the jam-butty car in the rear-view mirror.
Anyone wearing a hat inside a car is open season.
...and if you're in an unmarked - try & get a few road-ragers.
And if you happen to be in Blackpool at any time (more than likely I suspect) then anyone wearing a Kiss Me Quick Hat may be cast into the sea without fear of recrimination.
OK?
lazy_b said:
Any car with any faulty light, unless the driver is carrying a spare and can replace it at the roadside...
Edited to add: Double points for only one foglight when it's not foggy.
>> Edited by lazy_b on Tuesday 14th December 20:51
Whilst I generall agree with this please note a fair number of cars now have 'garage replacement only' headlights... My new A6 for instance
Right then, just for me...tomorrow night, please can you target people who exit the motorway from lane two in rush hour because they can't be arsed to wait behind a queue of slow moving cars in lane one. This starts a knock-on effect, causing vehicles behind them to panic brake and veer into lane three. In front of people who can't see beyond their bonnets and are still doing 90mph. This is bloody dangerous and is something I'm seeing more and more regularly.
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