Chewin' the Fat.
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OK, I am about to post a deadly serious reply on another post to certain individuals on here who would seek to abuse the principles that I stand for.
However just so you realise I'm not all straight laced and glum, did any of you watch the above programme last night?
The problem is going to be that perhaps it wasn't screened in England, and if it was you might have trouble understanding the "Scottishness" a bit.
Anyway there's a sketch where this drunken rep type, obviously departing the office party, is trying to get the key in the lock of his Mondeo and a traffic cop walks up to him and says, "Excuse me sir, but have you been drinking tonight?"
Swaying precariously the guy says, "Aye well I've jusht had a couple, occifer".
From behind the Traffic Cop steps a WPC with a lecherous insane expression on her face, and No 1 cop says, "Well, in that case would you mind getting in to the back of the police vehicle and shagging my colleague?".
Utterly priceless, my daughter almost choked on her drink; every driver's fantasy, huh?
However just so you realise I'm not all straight laced and glum, did any of you watch the above programme last night?
The problem is going to be that perhaps it wasn't screened in England, and if it was you might have trouble understanding the "Scottishness" a bit.
Anyway there's a sketch where this drunken rep type, obviously departing the office party, is trying to get the key in the lock of his Mondeo and a traffic cop walks up to him and says, "Excuse me sir, but have you been drinking tonight?"
Swaying precariously the guy says, "Aye well I've jusht had a couple, occifer".
From behind the Traffic Cop steps a WPC with a lecherous insane expression on her face, and No 1 cop says, "Well, in that case would you mind getting in to the back of the police vehicle and shagging my colleague?".
Utterly priceless, my daughter almost choked on her drink; every driver's fantasy, huh?
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