OMG a thread NOT about private parking tickets (SPL FAQ)

[anonymous-user]

Does what it says on the tin!

Anyway, after some relief from the endless torrent of parking threads, which are filling up the space that belongs to the "OMG speeding ticket this is worse than Hitler" threads, I am trying to put together a civil law FAQ for the Forum. Suggestions for topics welcome. Keep it civil!

[Butter Face]

SOGA on used cars plz

[anonymous-user]

Tick.

[KungFuPanda]

Fronting and indemnity issues.

[Type R Tom]

What happens to your house when the GF moves in?

[anonymous-user]

Tenants rights with regard to viewings when landlord is selling.

[allergictocheese]

Type R Tom said:

What happens to your house when the GF moves in?

Everything gets covered in cushions and the toilet seats auto-close.

[7db]

Professional indemnity cover for FAQ-writers.

[pills]

Lapsed MOT and car insurance please.

[anonymous-user]

Loon can do insurance blah! Makes my head go explody.

[Vaud]

Some basics on the difference between civil and criminal law.

[IainT]

Breadvan72 said:

Loon can do insurance blah! Makes my head go explody.

Forum makes Loon go explody though, you'd be saving him some blood pressure.

How about FAQ on liability for forum comments covering legal implications (risk of social stigma as a result of asking epically stupid questions might be a separate FAQ)?.

[Nimby]

England & Wales v Scotland differences.

[anonymous-user]

Not qualified to do that one.

[ianrb]

My neighbors had a habit of obstructing my drive with their poor parking.

To cut a long story short I killed them both & buried them under my patio.

Anyway fast forwards 15 years and I want to move. It it safe to leave the bodies there or should I dig them up and move them to my new house?

[anonymous-user]

By now their skeletal remains should make handy ornaments. Also, no house is a home without the butchered remnants of neighbours under the crazy paving.

Verdict: Take with.

HTH

[anonymous-user]

Note to self: Add to FAQ Law appertaining to transportation of dead hookers in MX 5.

[Dr Mike Oxgreen]

Breadvan72 said:

Not qualified to do that one.

So what? This is SP&L.

[anonymous-user]

Breadvan72 said:

By now their skeletal remains should make handy ornaments

Yes but will they pass the SurAlunSugar test for an anatomically correct skeleton

[Pints]

Getting a SORN car back on the road.