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Fleckers

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2,880 posts

231 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Hi

Any one able to advise ?

Kid next door is about 20 and is constantly smoking very potent funny fag when his parents are out and due to normal wind direction our house fills up with fumes of said funny fags

Have spoken to the parents who said sorry etc and said he won't do it again.

Yer right

So parents are away this weekend and the little smoke head is on about his 6 joint today hung over the fence and asked if he could smoke somewhere else like in his own house due to the fumes and was told to F off cos its private use and nothing I or the Feds could do

So what can be done ?

Other then hiring a hit man and skinning the little sod alive ?


Thanks

Stuart

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Breathe a bit deeper, and relaxsmile

No Bend

591 posts

152 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Could always turn the sprinkler on, sometimes theres overshoot into your neighbours yard I imagine.

Wouldn't have really cared much, but the rude response declares that your plants need a through watering.

Grey Ghost

4,611 posts

250 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Fleckers said:
was told to F off cos its private use and nothing I or the Feds could do
I would imagine any drug use impacting 3rd parties would be very interesting to the feds as he so eloquently put it to you wink

Only downside is the ongoing relationship with your neighbours once the "feds" have been round. Perhaps one last chat to them directly would solve the problem and act as fair warning that they can expect visitors next time the fumes drift your way.

ging84

9,548 posts

176 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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perhaps you should introduce him to some private use of some frozen sausages

photosnob

1,339 posts

148 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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It isn't filling your house. That's a lie. I don't smoke weed but my neighbour does. Directly below my bedroom windows both of which are open. I can smell it when he's having a smoke and it goes as soon as he stops. If it is affecting you then close the windows.

As I said I don't smoke weed. But I don't tell others what they can or should do in their own home or garden either.

Mk3Spitfire

2,921 posts

158 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Depending what force area you live in will depend how interested the Police are. Some will be very interested, you might even see them turn up this eve. Other forces less so.

It's illegal at the end of the day. But you do have to love next to him, and I imagkne even in his stoned state, he will work out who's "grassed him up, innit".

Jasandjules

72,634 posts

259 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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photosnob said:
If it is affecting you then close the windows.
IN this heat?

Personally there is a strong chance I'd throw a bucket of water over him. Then go and inform the neighbours that the next time it happens I'd be taking further action.

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Mk3Spitfire said:
It's illegal at the end of the day. But you do have to love next to him, and I imagkne even in his stoned state, he will work out who's "grassed him up, innit".
They don't sound that close, TBHbiggrin

No Bend

591 posts

152 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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photosnob said:
It isn't filling your house. That's a lie. I don't smoke weed but my neighbour does. Directly below my bedroom windows both of which are open. I can smell it when he's having a smoke and it goes as soon as he stops. If it is affecting you then close the windows.

As I said I don't smoke weed. But I don't tell others what they can or should do in their own home or garden either.
Filing his house? Well, filling it like a smoke machine in a tacky 80's disco maybe not. It probably feels like it is though, so saying he's lying is a bit harsh.

"don't tell other what they can or can't do in their own home or garden" Yeah mate, they can do whatever they want as long it doesn't affect me in my home or garden.

Mk3Spitfire

2,921 posts

158 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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280E said:
Mk3Spitfire said:
It's illegal at the end of the day. But you do have to love next to him, and I imagkne even in his stoned state, he will work out who's "grassed him up, innit".
They don't sound that close, TBHbiggrin
Damn fat fingers and predictive txt. And yet it still couldn't work out in the next sentence that I meant imagine, not imagkne.

dacouch

1,172 posts

159 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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280E said:
Mk3Spitfire said:
It's illegal at the end of the day. But you do have to love next to him, and I imagkne even in his stoned state, he will work out who's "grassed him up, innit".
They don't sound that close, TBHbiggrin
Although, to be fair if they follow this advice

280E said:
Breathe a bit deeper, and relaxsmile
They probably will

73mark

774 posts

157 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Better him smoking weed going to sleep by 10pm then drinking getting pissed right up making st load of noise until 4am.


Pete Eroleum

278 posts

217 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Yep, don't ever bother coming to Amsterdam you wont like it, it's everywhere. The worst side effect seems to be
that nobody starts any "who are you looking at?" trouble, which obviously just isn't right or proper.

Let's hope your sartorial elegance is up to scratch eh?

Martin_M

2,071 posts

257 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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photosnob said:
It isn't filling your house. That's a lie. I don't smoke weed but my neighbour does. Directly below my bedroom windows both of which are open. I can smell it when he's having a smoke and it goes as soon as he stops. If it is affecting you then close the windows.

As I said I don't smoke weed. But I don't tell others what they can or should do in their own home or garden either.
You do smoke weed. That's a lie.

Given his cheek, report the little scrotum OP.

NorthernSky

1,074 posts

147 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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280E said:
Breathe a bit deeper, and relaxsmile
This second poster has the right idea wink

G-Rich

216 posts

244 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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Isn't there some kind of 'breach of the peace' legislation the bib can tug him with - if only to make the point so that he goes somewhere else to get high instead?

edit - just checked and it's for violent offences only. I doubt funny fags and bad language count smile

Edited by G-Rich on Monday 10th August 09:00

Type R Tom

4,334 posts

179 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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It amazes me how far smoke can travel, when the GF is having a sly smoke I can smell it in the house 3 stories down plus 10 odd meters away.

BobSaunders

3,110 posts

185 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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photosnob said:
It isn't filling your house. That's a lie. I don't smoke weed but my neighbour does. Directly below my bedroom windows both of which are open. I can smell it when he's having a smoke and it goes as soon as he stops. If it is affecting you then close the windows.

As I said I don't smoke weed. But I don't tell others what they can or should do in their own home or garden either.
This is what is slowly going wrong with Britain. People that solely think about themselves only and not others around them.

At the end of the day the chap is smoking something "funny" which might or might not be classed as a class B under the drugs misuse act. The smell which is very specifically unique is drifting into his garden and house.

In my opinion the smell stinks. Although you may be happy to smell it for a brief time, it doesn't mean that everyone else wants to.

If it's a BBQ then i don't think OP would have a problem(?)

CarAbuser

712 posts

154 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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jus call da feds on him blud