Streetcops tips for pulling out into traffic queue

[Streetcop]

1 Take your sun glasses off
2 Open your window if its sunny
3 Look directly and attentively into the face of each approaching driver
4 Leave a large gap if you are second in the queue
5 Use 100% of your attention on this task
6 If you're smoking your unlikely to be let in by non-smokers ( hide it in the ash tray until you are let in )
7 Optimistic people let in similar and more expensive vehicles
8 Pessimistic people let in similar and cheaper vehicles
9 Women don't purposefully let in anyone at all when they're tired
10 No-one lets in anyone who's using a mobile phone
11 Women drivers tend to be less attentive, which means you can easily muscle in
12 Always look happy and try to smile

[bongomania]

You forgot - buy a faster car.

[Streetcop]

bongomania said:

You forgot - buy a faster car.

You'll find Ferraris and Porsches etc..are often to slowest to emerge..

[Size Nine Elm]

Streetcop said:

1 Take your sun glasses off 2 Open your window if its sunny 3 Look directly and attentively into the face of each approaching driver 4 Leave a large gap if you are second in the queue 5 Use 100% of your attention on this task 6 If you're smoking your unlikely to be let in by non-smokers ( hide it in the ash tray until you are let in ) 7 Optimistic people let in similar and more expensive vehicles 8 Pessimistic people let in similar and cheaper vehicles 9 Women don't purposefully let in anyone at all when they're tired 10 No-one lets in anyone who's using a mobile phone 11 Women drivers tend to be less attentive, which means you can easily muscle in 12 Always look happy and try to smile

1. Buy a tank
2. Pull out

[MilnerR]

If you're a yummy mummy or attractive young lady i will always let you out. If you're wearing a baseball cap or have any hint of a body kit from halfords you'd better not me in a rush (unless you fall into the first category)

[hugoagogo]

1. LOOK OUT FOR BIKES!

[Streetcop]

MilnerR said:

If you're a yummy mummy or attractive young lady i will always let you out. If you're wearing a baseball cap or have any hint of a body kit from halfords you'd better not me in a rush (unless you fall into the first category)

Ooooh Royo boyo...

Can I pweeese pull out in front of you..?

[Balmoral Green]

Streetcop said:

11 Women drivers tend to be less attentive, which means you can easily muscle in.

Is that the official line then, or did you get that from CID? Put the kettle on love

[MilnerR]

Streetcop said:

MilnerR said: If you're a yummy mummy or attractive young lady i will always let you out. If you're wearing a baseball cap or have any hint of a body kit from halfords you'd better not me in a rush (unless you fall into the first category) Ooooh Royo boyo... Can I pweeese pull out in front of you..?

Depends on what she pulls out in front of me (starting to sound like Vixpy!.... )


>> Edited by MilnerR on Monday 14th February 21:12

[LRdriver II]

What.. like the Crying Game

[Hilts]

Drive a white car with loads of bluelights and yellow/blue paint checks on it.

[JoolzB]

One other for you.

Turn yer front foggys off - and don't let anybody who has front foggies out onto the road until there is serious fog, probably in 20 years time or so.

>> Edited by JoolzB on Monday 14th February 22:35

[HarryW]

Buy a beaten up shitbox, never wash it, ensure it has penty of 'battle scars', pick your spot between two bright and shiny newish cars and go, they will give way .

Harry

[autismuk]

Streetcop said:

10 No-one lets in anyone who's using a mobile phone 11 Women drivers tend to be less attentive, which means you can easily muscle in 12 Always look happy and try to smile

Army Landrover. I remember going through London in one with my father ages back. No-one seemed keen to try to push in