Any police staff in Ilkley?

[JABB]

Long shot, but is there any police men or women in Ilkley, W Yorkshire who could pm me please?
I have a question

[Ian Geary]

You haven't found a hat by any chance?

[Vaud]

I know a PCSO in that area who knows the locals.... PM me if that is any help.

[Vaud]

Ian Geary said:

You haven't found a hat by any chance?

Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?

[Pica-Pica]

Vaud said:

Ian Geary said:

You haven't found a hat by any chance?

Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?

He’s been a courting Mary Jane.

[Vaud]

Pica-Pica said:

He’s been a courting Mary Jane.

Which is also the name of a very fine IPA beer by the Ilkley Brewery.

[Pica-Pica]

Vaud said:

Ian Geary said:

You haven't found a hat by any chance?

Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?

He’s been a courting Mary Jane.

[Vaud]

OP, you have mail

[kowalski655]

Pica-Pica said:

He’s been a courting Mary Jane.

Possible drugs offence then.

[sospan]

Go to your local police website. Go to the neighbourhood section. Put in your postcode to find your neighbourhood team and send a message to one of them.
That is what is available in my area...Dyfed-Powys.
You should have something similar.

[Drumroll]

We have, OP must want some "insider information"