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deltafox

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3,839 posts

262 months

Saturday 21st May 2005
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Its becoming increasingly obvious that the creeping influences of the so called "safety" camera partnerships is finding its way into everyday language on this (relatively hostile to cameras) board.

I refer of course to the mis-term, "Safety camera".
Its NOT a goddam "safety" camera its a SPEED CAMERA!

Please ensure you call it a SPEED CAMERA in any referneces to them as its getting ingrained into peoples everyday language, theyre saying it without even realising it!

SPEED CAMERA!

Thank you...:hehe:

Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

278 months

Saturday 21st May 2005
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Sorry to be pedantic, but the correct term is...

REVENUE CAMERA

supraman2954

3,241 posts

269 months

Saturday 21st May 2005
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How about the speeding 'ticket', or the parking 'ticket'. Propaganda to soften the blow?

deltafox

Original Poster:

3,839 posts

262 months

Saturday 21st May 2005
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Balmoral Green said:
Sorry to be pedantic, but the correct term is...

REVENUE CAMERA



Lol i can live with that.

granville

18,764 posts

291 months

Saturday 21st May 2005
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I share your ire, DF and you are emphatically justified in raising this issue: too much (unconscious) acceptance of leftish propagandizement is the peril of Albion's contemporary age and it is Champions of The Sectus Arthurium - like your eminent self - to whom we should all give supplication for illuminating the darkened way...

'Safety Cameras' my backside: Communist Ideology Enforcemnt Drones, more like; unyielding bastions of tight arsed weeners the world over.

The abominable dogs!

All hail DF!



>> Edited by derestrictor on Saturday 21st May 12:39

deltafox

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3,839 posts

262 months

Saturday 21st May 2005
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High praise indeed Sir Der!

I thank you for it!

However, it your good self that should receive the for your superior grasp and infinitely more capacious usage of the language we all hold so dear.

granville

18,764 posts

291 months

Saturday 21st May 2005
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There's no need for self-effacement, Great Fox: there is naught immodest in accepting a hugely obvious role as one of, if not the, pre-eminent benefactor-at-arms for the (presumably) violent supression of those who would withhold the restitution of our motoring liberty across the whole of Albion...and beyond.

Hail to thee!

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Sunday 22nd May 2005
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The signs around Bedford call them "enforcement cameras", which seems a pretty accurate and neutral term to me.

8Pack

5,182 posts

270 months

Sunday 22nd May 2005
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derestrictor said:
I share your ire, DF and you are emphatically justified in raising this issue: too much (unconscious) acceptance of leftish propagandizement is the peril of Albion's contemporary age and it is Champions of The Sectus Arthurium - like your eminent self - to whom we should all give supplication for illuminating the darkened way...

'Safety Cameras' my backside: Communist Ideology Enforcemnt Drones, more like; unyielding bastions of tight arsed weeners the world over.

The abominable dogs!

All hail DF!





'ere, steady on Der old chap! not all us Socialist dogs are the same y'know! After all, what real "peoples party" would oppress the masses so. This is a Tory Gov. with Tory ideals and a Tory leader, in a Tory world, "1984" an' all that!

You heard George Galloway the other day. We flooded our mines with 300 years of coal beneath our feet to import more oil and foriegn coal even to this day to fuel our power stns, when there was an alternative of clean coal burning available. OK, it's a fossil fuel, but what's Oil then? The USA doesn't think this way.

And who did it?.........That nice Mrs Thatch. Not exactly a "lefty" was she? Go to room 101 immediately for a spell of "correction". :thatcher-smiley: Hail! Big Sister!

Er..hem! Sorry Der, got carried away there.

>> Edited by 8Pack on Sunday 22 May 05:28

s2art

18,942 posts

283 months

Sunday 22nd May 2005
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8Pack said:

derestrictor said:
I share your ire, DF and you are emphatically justified in raising this issue: too much (unconscious) acceptance of leftish propagandizement is the peril of Albion's contemporary age and it is Champions of The Sectus Arthurium - like your eminent self - to whom we should all give supplication for illuminating the darkened way...

'Safety Cameras' my backside: Communist Ideology Enforcemnt Drones, more like; unyielding bastions of tight arsed weeners the world over.

The abominable dogs!

All hail DF!






'ere, steady on Der old chap! not all us Socialist dogs are the same y'know! After all, what real "peoples party" would oppress the masses so. This is a Tory Gov. with Tory ideals and a Tory leader, in a Tory world, "1984" an' all that!

You heard George Galloway the other day. We flooded our mines with 300 years of coal beneath our feet to import more oil and foriegn coal even to this day to fuel our power stns, when there was an alternative of clean coal burning available. OK, it's a fossil fuel, but what's Oil then? The USA doesn't think this way.

And who did it?.........That nice Mrs Thatch. Not exactly a "lefty" was she? Go to room 101 immediately for a spell of "correction". :thatcher-smiley: Hail! Big Sister!

Er..hem! Sorry Der, got carried away there.

>> Edited by 8Pack on Sunday 22 May 05:28


Got to take exception to the first part of this. This is by no means a 'Tory' or even Thatcherite govenment (even if Bliar has pretentions that way).
A Tory govenment would never tax and spend like this lot, never attack civil liberties with such venom, never inflict so many regulations, never damage the constitution so badly, never bend over to Europe so easily etc. etc.
Basically we have the worst of both worlds with NuLab.

Mr E

23,066 posts

289 months

Sunday 22nd May 2005
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Balmoral Green said:
Sorry to be pedantic, but the correct term is...

REVENUE CAMERA



I've always found "bastard cash point" to be quite elequant....

gone

6,649 posts

293 months

Sunday 22nd May 2005
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Mr E said:

Balmoral Green said:
Sorry to be pedantic, but the correct term is...

REVENUE CAMERA




I've always found "bastard cash point" to be quite elequant....


Can you get a withdrawal from them now too?

deltafox

Original Poster:

3,839 posts

262 months

Sunday 22nd May 2005
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gone said:

Mr E said:


Balmoral Green said:
Sorry to be pedantic, but the correct term is...

REVENUE CAMERA





I've always found "bastard cash point" to be quite elequant....



Can you get a withdrawal from them now too?


Dunno but hell! Thatd be a switch......

Jewhoo

952 posts

258 months

Monday 23rd May 2005
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Withdrawal symptoms perhaps, from care-free motoring.

safespeedforlife.com said:
Q. What is a "safety" camera?

A. Safety camera is the generic term given to fixed, mobile and red light cameras. Although the fixed sites will always be signed “speed cameras” due to road traffic regulations, the term safety cameras is much broader and better suited to explaining why the cameras are in place. The overall aim is safety: to reduce the number of people seriously injured and killed on our roads as a result of speed.



So according to regulations, cameras are indeed Speed Cameras, but the scamerships think it's better to say "safety" cameras.

This is their descriptions of the fixed cameras.

safespeedforlife.com said:
Gatso — uses radar to detect the speed of passing vehicles and takes a photograph of the rear. These were the first speed cameras and Maurice Gastonides, a rally driver and winner of the Monte Carlo Rally in 1953, founded the Gatsometer company in 1959. The camera is activated as the vehicle crosses a radar beam and takes two photographs half a second apart, therefore the time taken to travel the distance shows the speed of the vehicle. White line markings on the road surface (five feet apart) provide a secondary back up check on distance travelled, and this is verified by an operator who examines the camera film.

Truvelo — uses sensors embedded in the road to measure the speed of oncoming vehicles and is able to photograph both the front and rear of vehicles. The system works out how fast the vehicle is travelling according to the information received from the loops in the ground. The vehicle speed is calculated the moment the front axle crosses the last loop, but a photograph is only taken when it reaches a marker line 1.8m beyond this point. The time taken to travel the 1.8m is recorded on the negative alongside the speed. An operator also checks the photograph manually.


Mentions of Speed 5

Mentions of Safety 0

supraman2954

3,241 posts

269 months

Monday 23rd May 2005
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Jewhoo said:

Mentions of Speed 5

Mentions of Safety 0

What’s worse: the fact you can’t count (there are 6 mentions of speed), or the fact that I felt the need to count the occurrences?

towman

14,938 posts

269 months

Monday 23rd May 2005
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Passing a speed camera = Gettng caught up in a "Flash & Grab" raid.

Jewhoo

952 posts

258 months

Monday 23rd May 2005
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skimreading must do better

deltafox

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3,839 posts

262 months

Monday 23rd May 2005
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Even worse than that, they cant even get his name right...Its Gatsonides you scamera sucking plebs!

outnumbered

4,877 posts

264 months

Monday 23rd May 2005
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Some of them have taken it a step further and call themselves "Casualty Reduction Partnerships". Bit rich, when their only tool to achieve this are discredited cameras.


ledfoot

777 posts

282 months

Monday 23rd May 2005
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How about a 'SPEED TAX CAMERA'

The rich people with fast sports cars could go as fast as they want in NSL areas and NOT get points, just pay speed tax.

All other offences would be awarded points and fines as normal.