Roll on Friday - Translating a Managing Partner
Roll on Friday - Translating a Managing Partner
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anonymous-user

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83 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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Anyone who has ever worked in a large law firm, or in any medium to large organisation of suits, may find this familiar and entertaining -

https://www.rollonfriday.com/feature-content/trans...


PS: rollonfriday.com is a website on which the desperate slaves (sorry, prisoners with jobs*) who work in magic circle law firms vent their existential pain in an often amusing manner.



*Stolen from Thor: Ragnarok.

BertBert

21,265 posts

240 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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Completely fabulous. There is so much inspiration there!

Nezquick

1,829 posts

155 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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As one of the gears on one of the cogs in a large international law firm, that certainly seems very familiar. Why do they feel it necessary to speak like that?


Sir Bagalot

7,089 posts

210 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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laugh

As a former player I can relate to that

Chozza

808 posts

181 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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" always been a bit of a cockalorum pettifogger"

a perfect description




Bussolini

11,631 posts

114 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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My favourite ROF article - Weil's awful attempt at an April Fool's joke:

https://www.rollonfriday.com/news-content/weil-sor...

anonymous-user

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83 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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BV72 said:
BVI lawyer 26 September 19 23:01

Unfortunately, it makes more sense than most of his submissions to the Court.
Naughty BV72!

Gargamel

16,364 posts

290 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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I am intrigued as to what the 2010 incident was.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

83 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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janesmith1950 said:
BV72 said:
BVI lawyer 26 September 19 23:01

Unfortunately, it makes more sense than most of his submissions to the Court.
Naughty BV72!
That is not me.


anonymous-user

Original Poster:

83 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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Gargamel said:
I am intrigued as to what the 2010 incident was.
Details on rollonfriday circa 18 October 2019, IIRC.

Gargamel

16,364 posts

290 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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Can’t find it amongst all the news of wife beating, bullying juniors, fraud and drug use.

Rum bunch in the law by the looks of things.

anonymous-user

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83 months

Wednesday 30th October 2019
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Some people just have too much fun, darn them.

Anyway, after spending 0.0000002 pico seconds typing in "Ian Mann rollonfriday", I got this -

https://www.rollonfriday.com/news-content/exclusiv...

Joking apart, that looks to me a bad bust for bad stuff.

The BSB, like too many regulators, is IMO a bit too soft on bad deeds. It seems to enjoy the low hanging fruit. Be five minutes late with your CPD and you might get a right clobbering; but Bernie Madoff the little old ladies and the cats' home, and you might get a Paddington Hard Stare.

anonymous-user

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83 months

Wednesday 30th October 2019
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Meanwhile, MOAR MARKETING MALARKEY

https://www.rollonfriday.com/bonkers-websites

Countdown

49,415 posts

225 months

Thursday 31st October 2019
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Nezquick said:
As one of the gears on one of the cogs in a large international law firm, that certainly seems very familiar. Why do they feel it necessary to speak like that?
I don't think "management-speak" is unique to legal people, people n all industries tend to use it. Possibly because they've been on the same training course "How to pretend you're an Inspirational Leader using meaningless phrases".

I love the passive-aggressive "I'm considerably better than yow because I got a first from Balliol dontchaknow" comments on that thread between UK and non-UK lawyers....biggrin

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

83 months

Thursday 31st October 2019
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Brilliant.

Tribal tattoos, a 'BO55' registration plate and management speak are the three biggest red flags a person can provide.


anonymous-user

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83 months

Thursday 31st October 2019
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Spent far too long on this fking website this afternoon.

It's so dry at points. Perfect.


Nezquick

1,829 posts

155 months

Thursday 31st October 2019
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La Liga said:
Spent far too long on this fking website this afternoon.

It's so dry at points. Perfect.

The photo of the guy bicep curling in a weird pose on the boardroom table was just first class. As was the chap who thinks he's some kind of Top Gun/Eco Warrior/Animal Activist. Absolute clowns.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

83 months

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

83 months

Friday 1st November 2019
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Friday has rolled on! I am off on a biz travel caper, which may include a quick swerve to Hong Kong in order to do some meety meetings, but I am trying to avoid having a meeting with Ian M. He is, I should say, enormously successful, and his office makes a shedload of money, but he manages to annoy people quite a lot.

Back on the website, the glamorous solicitor prizes are sometimes almost as good as the bonkers law firm websites, but the core of the site remains the bhing and moaning about how sucky it is to work in a big law firm. My teenage daughter loves Suits, The Good Fight, and so on, but I try to tell her that real life isn't quite like that. I wish my life to be like Boston Legal, but find that rocking up to meetings and saying "Denny Crane" doesn't always work.

Bussolini

11,631 posts

114 months

Friday 8th November 2019
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Another quality ROF bonkers website this week: rollonfriday.com/news-content/bonkers-website-finest-and-strongest-law-firm-world