Been a numpty - what's likely to happen?
Been a numpty - what's likely to happen?
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Zetec-S

Original Poster:

6,887 posts

122 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Expecting a flaming, so give it your best shot, but hopefully I’ll also get some helpful answers as well.

Been a bit of a numpty this morning on my commute, approaching the left turn I need to take I can see flashing blue lights a few yards back, so slow down and turn in cautiously. Police car parked up and as I'm passing I realise about 100 yards further up the road there's more police cars. Policeman waves me up and gives me a minor bking through the car window for ignoring the road closed sign (I hold my hands up I didn't see anything), tells me it's a ticket-able offence and then sends me on my way.

Simple question - what can I expect? A quick search suggests it might come under code TS40 (Failing to comply with direction of a constable/warden) which is 3 points and a fine. Any idea what level of fine? Or any chance of a driver awareness course instead?

TIA

ThunderSpook

3,908 posts

240 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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I would have thought beheading minimum, possibly with a bit of flaying first if he’s in an especially happy mood. Your car will of course be crushed (possibly with you in it), and then the cars of all your family and friends. They will then torch your house, and just to be safe the houses of anyone else on your street. Only then when the entire area is a smouldering wreck and you have long since been hung up outside the courthouse as a warning to others, will a small envelope land on your slowly smoking front doormat saying please don’t do that again.

Evolved

4,079 posts

216 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Wouldn’t have wasted the time posting it tbh. He gave you a bking and sent you on your way.

The end.

LosingGrip

8,857 posts

188 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Sounds like you won't get anything. Did they take your details? Give you a form/ticket? Report you and caution you for any offences?

The Mad Monk

11,467 posts

146 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Zetec-S said:
Simple question - what can I expect?
Nothing.

Hol

9,316 posts

229 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Evolved said:
Wouldn’t have wasted the time posting it tbh. He gave you a bking and sent you on your way.

The end.
Agreed. They obviously had an important operation going, and you just blundered in.
Worst case scenario, is he refers to you as 'some half asleep bloke on autopilot this morning' when drinking a coffee with colleagues on his break.

He has probably already forgotten what you look like. wink


Zetec-S

Original Poster:

6,887 posts

122 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Didn't take any details or give me any ticket/form. Just your typical (and justified) sarcastic copper question as to why I ignored his road closed sign, me going white as a sheet and apologising, then him telling me it's a ticket-able offence and sending me on my way. All over in about 30 seconds.

Obviously I'm hoping nothing more will come of it, but I also assume somewhere my reg was caught on camera so I might expect an early Christmas present in the post...

Sheepshanks

41,015 posts

148 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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You could be due compensation as the policeman was mean to you when it was their fault for stressing you out with their flashing blue lights.

LosingGrip

8,857 posts

188 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Zetec-S said:
Didn't take any details or give me any ticket/form. Just your typical (and justified) sarcastic copper question as to why I ignored his road closed sign, me going white as a sheet and apologising, then him telling me it's a ticket-able offence and sending me on my way. All over in about 30 seconds.

Obviously I'm hoping nothing more will come of it, but I also assume somewhere my reg was caught on camera so I might expect an early Christmas present in the post...
You'll be fine smile.

DickyC

58,491 posts

227 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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LosingGrip said:
You'll be fine smile.
And your car looks cool with all the bullet holes.

Jasandjules

72,596 posts

258 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Sounds like you've been given a boll**ng at the roadside and that is likely to be the end of the matter.

Mort7

1,489 posts

137 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Evolved said:
Wouldn’t have wasted the time posting it tbh. He gave you a bking and sent you on your way.

The end.
This. Sounds like he had other things to occupy him, and you were just a minor annoyance.

Bobberoo99

45,498 posts

127 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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I'm deeply disappointed by this, at the very least he should have pulled you out of the car, given you a full and brutal body cavity search in the middle of the road, bummed your dog, smashed your rear doors in, hammered frozen sausages into your bonnet, breathalysed you with his truncheon, dominated the kerb and thrown cans of RedBull at you all while filming it with a can of custard in his hand!!! frown

mac96

6,480 posts

172 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Was he wearing his hat? If not, no ticket is valid.



smile

DickyC

58,491 posts

227 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
I'm deeply disappointed by this, at the very least he should have pulled you out of the car, given you a full and brutal body cavity search in the middle of the road, bummed your dog, smashed your rear doors in, hammered frozen sausages into your bonnet, breathalysed you with his truncheon, dominated the kerb and thrown cans of RedBull at you all while filming it with a can of custard in his hand!!! frown
Gosh, is that the time already? Time for your lie down, Bobbers.

4rephill

5,168 posts

207 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Zetec-S said:
Expecting a flaming, so give it your best shot, but hopefully I’ll also get some helpful answers as well.

Been a bit of a numpty this morning on my commute, approaching the left turn I need to take I can see flashing blue lights a few yards back, so slow down and turn in cautiously. Police car parked up and as I'm passing I realise about 100 yards further up the road there's more police cars. Policeman waves me up and gives me a minor bking through the car window for ignoring the road closed sign (I hold my hands up I didn't see anything), tells me it's a ticket-able offence and then sends me on my way.

Simple question - what can I expect? A quick search suggests it might come under code TS40 (Failing to comply with direction of a constable/warden) which is 3 points and a fine. Any idea what level of fine? Or any chance of a driver awareness course instead?

TIA
How did you manage to miss the: "Road Closed" sign? confused

Round our way, both the Council and the Police put their "Road Closed" signs slap bang in the middle of the lane, so you would have to deliberately drive round the sign, using the oncoming traffic's lane, to continue on the road.

Zetec-S

Original Poster:

6,887 posts

122 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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4rephill said:
How did you manage to miss the: "Road Closed" sign? confused

Round our way, both the Council and the Police put their "Road Closed" signs slap bang in the middle of the lane, so you would have to deliberately drive round the sign, using the oncoming traffic's lane, to continue on the road.
See the thread title, HTH wink

getmecoat

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Jasandjules said:
Sounds like you've been given a boll**ng at the roadside and that is likely to be the end of the matter.
Agreed - good old-fashioned policing. I like smile

PSB1

4,249 posts

133 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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You should imediately go to the nearest police station, explain precisely what happened and tell them, “For the avoidance of doubt, I now self-identify as a Freeman-of-the-land.”

The ultimate get out of jail free card.

KungFuPanda

4,640 posts

199 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Go to Tesco, spend a fiver on a tub of Celebrations and drop off at your nearest station. That’s your penance.