Flogging a dead horse -- cameras?
Flogging a dead horse -- cameras?
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Peter Ward

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2,097 posts

286 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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I saw this, and somehow it reminded me of the government's approach to speed cameras.....

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, holds that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."

However, in government and corporate America, it's apparent that more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

- Buying a stronger whip
- Changing riders
- Appointing a committee to study the horse
- Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses
- Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included
- Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired
- Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse
- Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed
- Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance
- Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance
- Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and it therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses
- Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses

And of course, last but certainly not least:

- Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

victormeldrew

8,293 posts

307 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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You missed one.

Having demonstrated the improved safety of the dead horse, shoot all the other horses.

julianc

1,984 posts

289 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Julian

MR2Mike

20,143 posts

285 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Brilliant

WildCat

8,369 posts

273 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Und

I think I am trying to say i just spilled my coffee....

>> Edited by WildCat on Tuesday 14th June 14:05

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Someones on form, I like the cut of your jib, young man.