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Balmoral Green

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42,561 posts

278 months

Monday 20th June 2005
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Hello folks, just back from Le Mans, the usual enjoyable motoring in France, the usual absolute hell on returning to the UK.

I reckon every member of the 'Lane 3 owners club' and the 'Middle lane morons club' had combined forces this afternoon for a trip out on the M1.

I am afraid I lost it, the red mist descended and I did a rather prodigious amount of undertaking, the initial catalyst for this was the driver of a silver Vectra who had initially started to move over when he spotted me in his mirror, but then changed his mind and indulged in a bit of deliberate obstruction instead.

A tenner to all those who had decent lane control will be in the post (cost to me, sweet FA). For those innocent motorists who got caught up in the mele this afternoon, sorry! And as for the selfish gits who cause the problem in the 1st place, they should be put up against a wall and shot!

Apologies to Minimax, who was passenger. I am feeling remorsefull now, two wrongs do not make a right.

hiasakite

2,552 posts

277 months

Monday 20th June 2005
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Agreed.. after a long 5 hour drive the hardest part was the M25 mayhem...

55jnj

555 posts

314 months

Monday 20th June 2005
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There was a Government "initiative" some months ago to encourage drivers to move over to the left.

I agree with previous comments. If anything, the problem is getting worse. The UK has the most selfish drivers of any I've encountered throughout Europe.

>> Edited by 55jnj on Monday 20th June 22:35

Boosted LS1

21,200 posts

290 months

Monday 20th June 2005
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"I agree with previous comments. If anything, the problem is getting worse. The UK has the most selfish drivers of any I've encountered throughout Europe".

You forgot stupid numpties as well! The masses will ensure we all drive at a gut wrenching 45 mph, just like them!

Boosted.

bga

8,134 posts

281 months

Monday 20th June 2005
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55jnj said:
There was a Government "initiative" some months ago to encourage drivers to move over to the left.

I agree with previous comments. If anything, the problem is getting worse. The UK has the most selfish drivers of any I've encountered throughout Europe.

>> Edited by 55jnj on Monday 20th June 22:35

Every now and again they have "keep left" on some of the electronic signs on the M1.
Surprisingly I have noticed a difference on my monday morning passage from London to Nottingham. Some of the numpties actually read them and there is some (albeit limited) attempt at reasonable lane discipline from some drivers.

TwistedBMW

63 posts

256 months

Monday 20th June 2005
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Havin just spent a week in the company of Balmoral and MiniMax, I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in that car!! would have learnt some new words I am sure.

goodlife

1,852 posts

289 months

Monday 20th June 2005
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Don't get me started

It's simple to make good progress on European roads and their lane discipline is fantastic. It rubs off too, as most Brits observe the same lane discipline when in France.

So WHY CHANGE TO CRAP DRIVING as soon as the ferry doors swing open back home in Blighty ???!!! Drives me bloomin' potty.

Ended up doing exactly the some thing undertaking on the M25/M4. Stupid I know and also regretted afterwards. At one point when on a 4-lane-wide section of the M25, lane 1 was completely empty for as far as the eye can see, so I decided to classify it as 'my personal lane'.

PS: Saw your car in Houx by the cafe. Nicely stickered up to explain the dents!

nonegreen

7,803 posts

300 months

Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Balmoral Green said:
Apologies to Minimax, who was passenger. I am feeling remorsefull now, two wrongs do not make a right.


andy4200

5,126 posts

303 months

Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Yep, know the feeling BG. Murph had to put up with a bit of a rant from me before we even got out the ferry port.
Anyhow, managed Basingstoke to Leeds in 4 hours despite the rush hour traffic. Had to 'make progress' to keep cool in the heat.

hiasakite

2,552 posts

277 months

Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Yep, BG.. saw your car in Houx too.. me and my mates pissed ourselves with laughter over it...
...look forward to seeing it again next year

TypeR

1,198 posts

269 months

Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Balmoral Green Sir, I don't think anyone would have noticed you undertaking, with that stealthy, low profile, subtle, stickered up (a bit!!)undented bolide of yours.

d-man

1,019 posts

275 months

Tuesday 21st June 2005
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andy4200 said:
Yep, know the feeling BG. Murph had to put up with a bit of a rant from me before we even got out the ferry port.


Hmm I managed to get out of the port before losing it, was still in Dover though! That the offending car was a VAG group diesel came as no real surprise. Given that he'd been on the ferry too and at Le Mans by the looks of his car, I did wonder if he'd been driving perfectly reasonably a couple of hours before and whether getting back to driving on the left automatically meant reverting to type.

TwistedBMW

63 posts

256 months

Tuesday 21st June 2005
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andy400 said:
Yep, know the feeling BG. Murph had to put up with a bit of a rant from me before we even got out the ferry port.


And what a good rant it was, the best comment came after a 5th set of expletives and I quote... "I don't get road rage!!!" Yeah right.. thanks for the entertainment Andy

gallen (bph)

2,166 posts

285 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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...so what about the stupid tts who flash you after you've overtaken, cos you don't want to do 30 in a 40... or the nobs who gesture at you when you flash them to move over, then continue to just sit there?
ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

IMO these people are more dangerous than speeders as they enrage people and make them take risks - should be a 3 pointer.

trax

1,601 posts

262 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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And the numpties that drive at 45 in the NSL, stare aghast at you for your dangerous driving when you overtake them at 50 to 60. Then continue to drive at 45 in the 30 zone, and sit a few feet off your bumper when they catch you up again there.

Line em up at dawn.

havoc

33,426 posts

265 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sociopaths Anonymous

havoc said:
My name's Martin and I'm a raving sociopath...I hate every other bugger in this country, I just can't help it, they're all brainless numpties!

Balmoral Green

Original Poster:

42,561 posts

278 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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Edited because I said lots of very extreme things.

>> Edited by Balmoral Green on Thursday 23 June 21:57

plcrtr

228 posts

264 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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BG, I absolutely second that motion.
Kill them, bump them off, every last one of them.