Chicken fined for crossing road

[parrot of doom]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1413932.html?menu=news.quirkies.strangecrime

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[7db]

But *why* did it do it?!

[simonharrod911]

How bored was the copper that 'nicked' the chicken? Surprised he didn't just draw his gun and catch his dinner.

[busa_rush]

If he'd used his tazer he could have had it nice and fresh and sans lead

[brian b]

7db said:

But *why* did it do it?!

To prove to the hedgehog that it could be done?

[rustybin]

Why worry, $30 is a poultry fine.

[simonharrod911]

rustybin said:

Why worry, $30 is a poultry fine.

That's a foul pun.