Follow up to post a few days ago,neighbour trouble

[rumpelstiltskin]

Got the prat of a neighbour charged that hit me with the stick,wounds healing up nicely,but all the crap has started i was expecting.Decided to put my motorcycle up for sale,this twat downstairs,who is basically the ex-drug dealer across the road's bitch,runs him everywhere and does anything he wants.So guy downstairs(guy who assaulted me) has a visit from this ex-drug dealer/bike thief across the road.This bike thief buys every local paper containing bikes for sale so i knew he would recognise my bike,ZX12R with a local phone number,he knew right away it was mine.So having my ear to the ground(literally)i hear the bike thief saying,"seen a zx12 for sale in the paper,has to be that c*nts upstairs,fancy setting him up?"then they went into this long drawn out plan about how to call me and get me to go somewhere i wasn't sure off,pounce on me etc,etc,get the bike.So,basically i'm thinking yeah,play along when i get the phone call and meet them,if i told the police in advance would they be arsed turning up to pull them at said meeting point?These two neighbours are a total pair of f*ckwits,when i first met this guy across the road i done him the odd favour,then he wanted more and more and i said f*ck it,find another mug,and from that point all this grief has started,you couldn't make this stuff up!lol

[parrot of doom]

I reckon the police would go for that, it would be a guaranteed conviction if they came armed.

[apache]

Well done mate, now, let's put a plan together to stitch these two dumbasses up ourselves. The comic genius of PH must come up with something

[docjan]

Indeed, write a knock knock joke on one round, the punch line on the other then put a couple in their heads.


(har har)

[hustlebabe]

Hey dude, great to hear from you again and that your 'war' wounds are on the mend

Like your wicked and cunning 'sting' on the drug dealer and bitch. Willing witness here and available anytime. Just state when and where and i will be there - no sweat!

Bet they 'disappoint' and don't turn up.

I reckon they can 'talk the talk' but can't 'walk the walk' !!!!

[streaky]

docjan said:

Indeed, write a knock knock joke on one round, the punch line on the other then put a couple in their heads. (har har)

Unlikely to be readable at the autopsy ... solid bone tends to "squish" bullets - Streaky

[deltafox]

streaky said:

docjan said: Indeed, write a knock knock joke on one round, the punch line on the other then put a couple in their heads. (har har) Unlikely to be readable at the autopsy ... solid bone tends to "squish" bullets - Streaky

DUM perhaps?

[dick dastardly]

You have got to get the police involved, that would be an absolute classic. Just make sure that the minute you do this you move flat and don't return.

[rumpelstiltskin]

This is the thing about these situations,they just go on and on and on.......,these two guys have nothing else to occupy their time.

[Munter]

They think they are big hard men right...known in the local community right...

So download some hardcore fatty gay porn. Get a couple of digital pics of their faces. Apply faces to the porn. Then put up posters near the local pub for a "strip show" using the pics you created.

Now personally i'm not homophobic but i'll bet they are....

[Darth Viper]

Munter said:

They think they are big hard men right...known in the local community right... So download some hardcore fatty gay porn. Get a couple of digital pics of their faces. Apply faces to the porn. Then put up posters near the local pub for a "strip show" using the pics you created. Now personally i'm not homophobic but i'll bet they are....

Try to include their phone numbers for extra fun, maybe they will be too stupid to block their numbers when they phone you...

[rsvmilly]

Munter said:

They think they are big hard men right...known in the local community right... So download some hardcore fatty gay porn. Get a couple of digital pics of their faces. Apply faces to the porn. Then put up posters near the local pub for a "strip show" using the pics you created.

Or better still, an anonymous email to The Sun naming them as kiddie-fiddlers.

[toni896]

"Or better still, an anonymous email to The Sun naming them as kiddie-fiddlers."

No no dont do that - email a paper that is respected at least !!

failing that sign them up to some dodgy porn stuffs at their home addy !!