Does any sort of traffic calming work?
Does any sort of traffic calming work?
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donkmeister

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11,555 posts

122 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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As I watched some bellend revving and popping a generic fartbox between speedbumps the other night I was thinking how this was a terrible unintended consequence of traffic calming on a residential road... Which made me wonder "what would have worked better here?"

I don't think I've ever seen a traffic calming measure that doesn't result in the bellends finding some other way to be a knob, e.g. those gates where one direction has priority seems to cause conflict between those playing pushy pushy and those who wish to scream "it's my right of way!" impotently into the aether.

Maybe I have seen good traffic calming and the key to it being good was that I didn't notice?

So, what actually works as traffic calming, without resulting in some unplanned knobbishness from road users?

rayny

2,018 posts

223 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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donkmeister said:
As I watched some bellend revving and popping a generic fartbox between speedbumps the other night I was thinking how this was a terrible unintended consequence of traffic calming on a residential road... Which made me wonder "what would have worked better here?"

I don't think I've ever seen a traffic calming measure that doesn't result in the bellends finding some other way to be a knob, e.g. those gates where one direction has priority seems to cause conflict between those playing pushy pushy and those who wish to scream "it's my right of way!" impotently into the aether.

Maybe I have seen good traffic calming and the key to it being good was that I didn't notice?

So, what actually works as traffic calming, without resulting in some unplanned knobbishness from road users?
Early, and continued, education in how to behave correctly within a society - Courtesy over impatience.

Whataguy

1,092 posts

102 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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You can get inflatable speed bumps.

Drive over them at say 10mph and a valve lets the air straight out so you feel nothing.

But the faster you go, the less air is able to be let out so you get a violent jolt.

I thought that was a good idea, I've seen them in a site equipment catalogue some time ago but not in use.

Donbot

4,194 posts

149 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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If the noise is the problem the police will need to go after noisy cars. Or put some sort of noise camera there.

The traffic calming where it drops to a single lane give way work when there is light traffic.

All of them appear to be a compromise though.

ChocolateFrog

34,951 posts

195 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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Our street is a series of constant radius bends and that does keeps speeds fairly reasonable.

With the exception of our local DPD driver.

Speed bumps are moronic.

They must have cost us billions and billions of additional litres of petrol and diesel since their inception. Not to mention the additional PM10 and below they'll be responsible for directly where you don't want them.

PaulD86

1,813 posts

148 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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When I was in Portugal some years back they had traffic lights a few hundred metres into many villages. If you were detected over the speed limit entereing the village they went red. If you were within the speed limit they stayed green. I thought it was a nice idea. Drive quick int he village and you'll take longer to get through it. I'd rather that than speed bumps.

Type R Tom

4,214 posts

171 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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The issue is with the 5th word on the post. Plenty of other things can be done, but most will be highly unacceptable to the PH collective, GPS vehicle speed limits spring to mind.

So either we make this style of driving as unacceptable as say drink driving or we live with it. Question is, would this type of driver stick to the limit if humps weren't in place?

REDGTA

163 posts

265 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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I recall a few years back before they wrecked the M4 turning it into a 'smart' motorway, a blonde woman had broken down in a red Ferrari and did the right thing and got herself over the armco for safety. She backed the traffic up for miles...

mcpoot

1,260 posts

129 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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REDGTA said:
I recall a few years back before they wrecked the M4 turning it into a 'smart' motorway, a blonde woman had broken down in a red Ferrari and did the right thing and got herself over the armco for safety. She backed the traffic up for miles...
Ok what am I missing?

Or am I due a parrot?

NWMark

528 posts

238 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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mcpoot said:
REDGTA said:
I recall a few years back before they wrecked the M4 turning it into a 'smart' motorway, a blonde woman had broken down in a red Ferrari and did the right thing and got herself over the armco for safety. She backed the traffic up for miles...
Ok what am I missing?

Or am I due a parrot?
Blond women (nice)
Red Ferrari (nice)
parked on the hard shoulder not blocking any lanes = good

yet all the traffic slowed smile

Whataguy

1,092 posts

102 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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There are some people that cannot be stopped, no matter what.

I have witnessed a LR Discovery actually get air over a speed bump, both front wheels off the ground because they had hit it so hard.

Similarly, for noise there are several locals who you can hear from over half a mile away due to their exhaust/revs. Nothing wrong with a nice sounding car, but they would likely be stopped from a racetrack due to exceeding the noise limits.

With an EV the danger is you don't realise just how fast they are going. We have a quarter mile straight nearby on a 30mph limit, the noisy ones are doing speeds approaching 100mph but at least you can hear them and know to beware.

An EV can hit the same speed or higher, and you would never know until it was upon you so the loud noise at least is a warning.

There is a similar 1/4 mile road where they have installed chicanes, it's actually more dangerous as people play chicken driving head on despite the priority sign for traffic coming up the hill.

Countdown

47,069 posts

218 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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rayny said:
Early, and continued, education in how to behave correctly within a society - Courtesy over impatience.
It won't work. people think "others" should obey the rules but "they personally" know better.

Monkeylegend

28,328 posts

253 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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The illuminating signs that tell you how fast you are travelling in either green or red if you are going too fast work very well around my neck of the woods.

Generally people will slow down if they are flashed red especially if there are other cars behind them. Cheap but effective.


anonymous-user

76 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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I tend to slow down if I get a read unhappy face flashing at me.
A form of public shaming. You see a lot of them in France

ScoobyChris

2,281 posts

224 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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Monkeylegend said:
The illuminating signs that tell you how fast you are travelling in either green or red if you are going too fast work very well around my neck of the woods.

Generally people will slow down if they are flashed red especially if there are other cars behind them. Cheap but effective.
They put one of these on a site where I used to work (15mph limit) and someone spotted that the display had 3 digits and the competition started to see who could light all three digits.

Think it lasted a week before they removed it…

Chris

Countdown

47,069 posts

218 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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ScoobyChris said:
Monkeylegend said:
The illuminating signs that tell you how fast you are travelling in either green or red if you are going too fast work very well around my neck of the woods.

Generally people will slow down if they are flashed red especially if there are other cars behind them. Cheap but effective.
They put one of these on a site where I used to work (15mph limit) and someone spotted that the display had 3 digits and the competition started to see who could light all three digits.

Think it lasted a week before they removed it…

Chris
perhaps the solution could be to have a hidden fixed speed camera immediately behind it. Act like a knob and get 3 points bandit

ScoobyChris

2,281 posts

224 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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Countdown said:
perhaps the solution could be to have a hidden fixed speed camera immediately behind it. Act like a knob and get 3 points bandit
It was on a private site run by a technology company so no points or prosecutions available. Not even sure driving like a knob broke any terms of the employment contract!

Chris

5s Alive

2,655 posts

56 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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Seems to work fine in 20mph zones...



wyson

3,907 posts

126 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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Best traffic calming I saw was travelling in Asia. Don’t have a pavement, have shops, bars spilling onto the street. Don’t have any road markings. You need decent pedestrian density though. I saw a few cars nudge people, but mostly the pedestrian would swear and just walk off because the speeds were slow.

Taking away rules and order and introducing chaos makes people slow down.

Type R Tom

4,214 posts

171 months

Friday 7th July 2023
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wyson said:
Best traffic calming I saw was travelling in Asia. Don’t have a pavement, have shops, bars spilling onto the street. Don’t have any road markings. You need decent pedestrian density though. I saw a few cars nudge people, but mostly the pedestrian would swear and just walk off because the speeds were slow.

Taking away rules and order and introducing chaos makes people slow down.
That does happen from time to time, removing centre lines can work for example.

Shard space scheme like Ashford town center or exhibition row often come in for a lot of criticism that they are unsafe.

Ashford:
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.1466629,0.870390...