Spooning on the M25
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AL Peen

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27 posts

27 months

Thursday 2nd January 2025
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Well I've seen it all now, a couple spooning on the M25.

I was driving an HGV anti-clockwise near the A41 Aylesbury Jcn, on the limiter in lane 1 of 4, passing a VW people carrier, sat in the outside lane doing 45 mph. Lanes 2 & 3 empty.

WTF is he doing ? , me thinks.

So I looked across, to see an Indian couple, the woman sat in the passenger seat and spooning lunch from a Tupperware box, into (presumably) her husband's gob, whilst he's driving, like a baby in a high chair.

Nearly as good as the SAC I completed on Teams during Covid lockdown, with the archetypal boy racer sat there for the entire 6 hours, scrolling on his phone, for everyone to see. And at the end, the lady hosting the course said " I'm glad to say that you've all passed" redcard




Last Visit

3,274 posts

209 months

Friday 3rd January 2025
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Click bait thread title...I was expecting a different type of spooning biggrin

Griffith4ever

6,119 posts

56 months

Friday 3rd January 2025
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You should come to India. What you saw was trivial!! :-0 I've seen around 12+ crammed into a car, all passing pots of food round and trying to eat with nowhere to use your elbows.

Ussrcossack

853 posts

63 months

Friday 3rd January 2025
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Saw similar on NYE in Harrogate.

Uber eats delivery driver with warming bags on seats.

Him in Traffic with a bowl of food feeding himself

Sheepshanks

38,669 posts

140 months

Friday 3rd January 2025
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AL Peen said:
Nearly as good as the SAC I completed on Teams during Covid lockdown, with the archetypal boy racer sat there for the entire 6 hours….
Give over - I watched as my wife did one - whole thing was 2.5hrs and they were only actually engaged in the course for about an hour, the rest of the time was checking in and a break.

QBee

21,984 posts

165 months

Friday 3rd January 2025
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Sheepshanks said:
AL Peen said:
Nearly as good as the SAC I completed on Teams during Covid lockdown, with the archetypal boy racer sat there for the entire 6 hours….
Give over - I watched as my wife did one - whole thing was 2.5hrs and they were only actually engaged in the course for about an hour, the rest of the time was checking in and a break.
The in person courses before COVID were 4 hours.
The online courses since then were a bit over 2 hours.

Mr Tidy

28,586 posts

148 months

Friday 3rd January 2025
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I did an online one in December 2023 and it took about 2 hours after allowing for sign-in time and a break in the middle.

daqinggregg

5,335 posts

150 months

Saturday 4th January 2025
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Are you sure OP, maybe it was a Tiffin, Dabba, or Bentobox; after visiting Sammy Singh’s, Cambridge, procuring a tiffin full of steaming hot Dahl Tadka, plus fresh Chapatti’s, there’s no way, I’m getting all the way home to Bottisham without Mrs. DG stuffing a couple of gob fulls of steaming hot goodness in my trap, while hooning along the A1303.

Details matter.

fttm

4,250 posts

156 months

Saturday 4th January 2025
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Need to get yourself a taller cab OP , used to see some fabulous exhibitions along the A30 back along . The wives/partners seemed to get a kick from entertaining either themselves or another during the summer traffic jams for all to see .

wildoliver

9,197 posts

237 months

Saturday 4th January 2025
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AL Peen said:
Well I've seen it all now, a couple spooning on the M25.

I was driving an HGV anti-clockwise near the A41 Aylesbury Jcn, on the limiter in lane 1 of 4, passing a VW people carrier, sat in the outside lane doing 45 mph. Lanes 2 & 3 empty.

WTF is he doing ? , me thinks.

So I looked across, to see an Indian couple, the woman sat in the passenger seat and spooning lunch from a Tupperware box, into (presumably) her husband's gob, whilst he's driving, like a baby in a high chair.

Nearly as good as the SAC I completed on Teams during Covid lockdown, with the archetypal boy racer sat there for the entire 6 hours, scrolling on his phone, for everyone to see. And at the end, the lady hosting the course said " I'm glad to say that you've all passed" redcard
Man who has been caught speeding (presumably) judges everyone else's driving around them.....

Master Bean

4,781 posts

141 months

Saturday 4th January 2025
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I saw a white man with his phone to his ear completely oblivious to everyone around him. People do illegal stuff as they know they'll get away with it.

pobot

61 posts

83 months

Saturday 4th January 2025
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How did you know they were Indian? Did they show you their passports?

bergclimber34

2,215 posts

14 months

Saturday 4th January 2025
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I would happily spend the rest of my working life with a sort of smart sideways camera doing people for being on phones on ANY road, it would be the easiest income you have ever had on a commission basis, you would probably only have to work a few hours each week it is that common. STILL

The Pistonsdead

5,999 posts

228 months

Sunday 5th January 2025
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pobot said:
How did you know they were Indian? Did they show you their passports?
Good spot wink

Bluevanman

9,040 posts

214 months

Sunday 5th January 2025
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pobot said:
How did you know they were Indian? Did they show you their passports?
They had bows and arrows presumably