Spooning on the M25
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Well I've seen it all now, a couple spooning on the M25.
I was driving an HGV anti-clockwise near the A41 Aylesbury Jcn, on the limiter in lane 1 of 4, passing a VW people carrier, sat in the outside lane doing 45 mph. Lanes 2 & 3 empty.
WTF is he doing ? , me thinks.
So I looked across, to see an Indian couple, the woman sat in the passenger seat and spooning lunch from a Tupperware box, into (presumably) her husband's gob, whilst he's driving, like a baby in a high chair.
Nearly as good as the SAC I completed on Teams during Covid lockdown, with the archetypal boy racer sat there for the entire 6 hours, scrolling on his phone, for everyone to see. And at the end, the lady hosting the course said " I'm glad to say that you've all passed"
I was driving an HGV anti-clockwise near the A41 Aylesbury Jcn, on the limiter in lane 1 of 4, passing a VW people carrier, sat in the outside lane doing 45 mph. Lanes 2 & 3 empty.
WTF is he doing ? , me thinks.
So I looked across, to see an Indian couple, the woman sat in the passenger seat and spooning lunch from a Tupperware box, into (presumably) her husband's gob, whilst he's driving, like a baby in a high chair.
Nearly as good as the SAC I completed on Teams during Covid lockdown, with the archetypal boy racer sat there for the entire 6 hours, scrolling on his phone, for everyone to see. And at the end, the lady hosting the course said " I'm glad to say that you've all passed"

AL Peen said:
Nearly as good as the SAC I completed on Teams during Covid lockdown, with the archetypal boy racer sat there for the entire 6 hours….
Give over - I watched as my wife did one - whole thing was 2.5hrs and they were only actually engaged in the course for about an hour, the rest of the time was checking in and a break. Sheepshanks said:
AL Peen said:
Nearly as good as the SAC I completed on Teams during Covid lockdown, with the archetypal boy racer sat there for the entire 6 hours….
Give over - I watched as my wife did one - whole thing was 2.5hrs and they were only actually engaged in the course for about an hour, the rest of the time was checking in and a break. The online courses since then were a bit over 2 hours.
Are you sure OP, maybe it was a Tiffin, Dabba, or Bentobox; after visiting Sammy Singh’s, Cambridge, procuring a tiffin full of steaming hot Dahl Tadka, plus fresh Chapatti’s, there’s no way, I’m getting all the way home to Bottisham without Mrs. DG stuffing a couple of gob fulls of steaming hot goodness in my trap, while hooning along the A1303.
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AL Peen said:
Well I've seen it all now, a couple spooning on the M25.
I was driving an HGV anti-clockwise near the A41 Aylesbury Jcn, on the limiter in lane 1 of 4, passing a VW people carrier, sat in the outside lane doing 45 mph. Lanes 2 & 3 empty.
WTF is he doing ? , me thinks.
So I looked across, to see an Indian couple, the woman sat in the passenger seat and spooning lunch from a Tupperware box, into (presumably) her husband's gob, whilst he's driving, like a baby in a high chair.
Nearly as good as the SAC I completed on Teams during Covid lockdown, with the archetypal boy racer sat there for the entire 6 hours, scrolling on his phone, for everyone to see. And at the end, the lady hosting the course said " I'm glad to say that you've all passed"
Man who has been caught speeding (presumably) judges everyone else's driving around them.....I was driving an HGV anti-clockwise near the A41 Aylesbury Jcn, on the limiter in lane 1 of 4, passing a VW people carrier, sat in the outside lane doing 45 mph. Lanes 2 & 3 empty.
WTF is he doing ? , me thinks.
So I looked across, to see an Indian couple, the woman sat in the passenger seat and spooning lunch from a Tupperware box, into (presumably) her husband's gob, whilst he's driving, like a baby in a high chair.
Nearly as good as the SAC I completed on Teams during Covid lockdown, with the archetypal boy racer sat there for the entire 6 hours, scrolling on his phone, for everyone to see. And at the end, the lady hosting the course said " I'm glad to say that you've all passed"

I would happily spend the rest of my working life with a sort of smart sideways camera doing people for being on phones on ANY road, it would be the easiest income you have ever had on a commission basis, you would probably only have to work a few hours each week it is that common. STILL
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