How can I be a nuisance to the local drug dealer?
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I vote you play him up like the Chinese restaurant, order a consignment for a different address than your own, bonus points if you can get him to deliver it to the back of the police station without him cottoning on.
Alternatively some kind of "Beavis and Butthead" laughing down the phone asking "is Harry Saches there" with the coupe de gras of the toilet flush.
Can't promise you won't be found out and filled in though, they tend to have little sense of humour these criminal types.
Alternatively some kind of "Beavis and Butthead" laughing down the phone asking "is Harry Saches there" with the coupe de gras of the toilet flush.
Can't promise you won't be found out and filled in though, they tend to have little sense of humour these criminal types.
An ex girlfriend had the best idea to annoy her abusive ex husband - he had a business wih a support line so had to keep his phone on 24/7. She got stckers made saying something like "for a rim job call Doug on xxxxxxxx" and gave them to people outside clubs, including gay ones with a request tto put them up in the toilets. I made sure we parted on good terms!
First, find out who the local big time drug dealer is. Then phone the small time dealer asking for a kilo of coke. He will think he has hit the big time, pull out all the stops to get it and when he turns up to the spot you have arranged to meet the aforementioned big time dealer and his crew will be there to rob him.
Even if the drugs originally came from the same big time dealer him and his mates will probably be balaclava'd up and only too happy to get their kilo back while small time dealer gets a beating, robbed and a s
t few years paying the money back for nothing.
Even if the drugs originally came from the same big time dealer him and his mates will probably be balaclava'd up and only too happy to get their kilo back while small time dealer gets a beating, robbed and a s
t few years paying the money back for nothing.wc98 said:
First, find out who the local big time drug dealer is. Then phone the small time dealer asking for a kilo of coke. He will think he has hit the big time, pull out all the stops to get it and when he turns up to the spot you have arranged to meet the aforementioned big time dealer and his crew will be there to rob him.
Even if the drugs originally came from the same big time dealer him and his mates will probably be balaclava'd up and only too happy to get their kilo back while small time dealer gets a beating, robbed and a st few years paying the money back for nothing.
This is not Hollywood.Even if the drugs originally came from the same big time dealer him and his mates will probably be balaclava'd up and only too happy to get their kilo back while small time dealer gets a beating, robbed and a s
t few years paying the money back for nothing.vindaloo79 said:
Not sure if this is actually suggested as a course of action, if so I will refer you to njw1's post at 10:30.tight fart said:
The local police have no interest in the local small time drug dealers, they use kids to run the drugs to other kids, however I’ve acquired his telephone number.
Any ideas on how I could be a nuisance to him?
How have you acquired his phone number? You could be a nuisance by getting a burner phone and phoning him to talk about whether he's thought about making a will. Any ideas on how I could be a nuisance to him?
Personally I'd steer clear.
Pit Pony said:
How have you acquired his phone number? You could be a nuisance by getting a burner phone and phoning him to talk about whether he's thought about making a will.
Personally I'd steer clear.
Make veiled death threats? Good way to get killed.Personally I'd steer clear.
Steer clear is good advice though.
It's all very well people coming on here giving it the BBB "Oh i'd do this" but real life is not like the movies, I'd advise the op not to embark on a course of action that could have life changing consequences. Mr small won't gaf about hurting you or your family or going to prison.
tight fart said:
The local police have no interest in the local small time drug dealers, they use kids to run the drugs to other kids, however I’ve acquired his telephone number.
Any ideas on how I could be a nuisance to him?
leave a note with your next of kin to update this page with your results.Any ideas on how I could be a nuisance to him?
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