Brand New Licence Saver Product

[Sunday Driver]

Fed up with accumulating penalty points on your licence? Upset at running out of cash through having to constantly pay speeding fines? Job/marriage in jeopardy through being banned? Bored with Internet Speeding Forums like this full of losers trying to justify their driving incompetence?

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[Don]

LMAO!

Now play nicely!

[deltaf]

If i had tits id never go out!

[Richard C]

More women than men I know have been caught out by Richard Brainstorms Alive Alive stuff here which is notorious for skulking in places with stupidly set speed limits that are guaranteed to catch people out.

Trouble is that the OESTROGEN does not make you or your car drive below the limit - just makes you riddled with guilt for months afterwards

[soulpatch]

Does this also come with a contract stating that I would be automatically banned for 4-5 days every month on counts of potential road rage?

[Bodo]

Will OESTROGEN run on Diesels as well?

[Don]

Richard C said: Trouble is that the OESTROGEN does not make you or your car drive below the limit - just makes you riddled with guilt for months afterwards

LMAOA! Priceless...

[sixspeed]

Does it still leave you with the ability to park tho?

-andy-

[angusfaldo]

sixspeed said: Does it still leave you with the ability to park tho?

-andy-

No it won't, but it will make you realise that your penis is, in fact, only 4 inches and not 9 like you thought...

[loaf]

Why do men always reverse park?

Because we can...

[Fatboy]

No it won't, but it will make you realise that your penis is, in fact, only 4 inches and not 9 like you thought...

Realising that will cure your parking problems as your distance perception wil finally have a decent frame of reference

[Nightmare]

Don't be a moaning male tosser for the rest of your life.

but that's the bset part of my entire day!! Ah, blessed are thee, right hand