RE: Dangerous driver gaoled
RE: Dangerous driver gaoled
Monday 10th April 2006

Dangerous driver gaoled

At least she never broke the speed limit...


Siddle's Corsa never broke the speed limit
Siddle's Corsa never broke the speed limit

A woman with one leg led police on a merry chase last week, as she drove erratically for 24 miles around Hampshire, according to a report in London's Evening Standard last week.

Sandra Siddle's Corsa drove at a police officer, then went through red lights and overtook on blind bends. The chase ended when the car crashed near Alton, Hants, and the car burst into flames.

She was facing gaol at Portsmouth Crown Court after being convicted of dangerous driving. But, the police said, she never broke the speed limit. So that's all right then...

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rich-uk

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Monday 10th April 2006
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Driving dangerously without breaking the speed limit??? Does not compute

therossatron

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Monday 10th April 2006
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rich-uk said:
Driving dangerously without breaking the speed limit??? Does not compute


"then went through red lights and overtook on blind bends" ?

turbobloke

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290 months

Monday 10th April 2006
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That'll have fuses blowing in all the right places

Davi

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250 months

Monday 10th April 2006
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typical, lived in Alton for 30 years suffering the boredom of the place, only been gone a short while and something interesting happens

jitsukadave

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286 months

Monday 10th April 2006
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That reads just like a 9 day late April fools!

Davel

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288 months

Monday 10th April 2006
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The point is well made though.

She could do all this and not trigger a single speed camera!

cooperman

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Monday 10th April 2006
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Only got one leg. How will she pay the fine? She's only got 'half a knicker'.
(Old Goon Show joke, for those old enough to remember)

GTRene

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254 months

Monday 10th April 2006
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therossatron said:
rich-uk said:
Driving dangerously without breaking the speed limit??? Does not compute


"then went through red lights and overtook on blind bends" ?

The chase ended when the car crashed near Alton, Hants, and the car burst into flames

hm...brake the speedlimit, you will be convicted like a criminal?!
(better be a criminal, that way you wont be convicted like one)
What is more dangerous? brake the speedlimit where its "safe" to do so, or do all those things that woman did? mostly, Justice does no justice to justice...
GTRene

>> Edited by GTRene on Monday 10th April 10:48

hallmark

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253 months

Monday 10th April 2006
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But it must have been a pretty serious crime for Portsmouth magistrates to consider sending her all the way to an American "gaol".

Or has someone left their spellcheck on "English (US)"?

r5gttgaz

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Monday 10th April 2006
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Wonder if they got it on CCTV, if so she wont have a leg to stand on.

JonRB

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Monday 10th April 2006
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hallmark said:
But it must have been a pretty serious crime for Portsmouth magistrates to consider sending her all the way to an American "gaol".

Or has someone left their spellcheck on "English (US)"?
Errr, is this meant to be ironic?
"Gaol" is the correct spelling of a place of incarceration that has been subverted (and replaced) by the American Engish word "jail".

>> Edited by JonRB on Monday 10th April 11:40

Davi

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Monday 10th April 2006
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hallmark said:
But it must have been a pretty serious crime for Portsmouth magistrates to consider sending her all the way to an American "gaol".

Or has someone left their spellcheck on "English (US)"?


ermm.... Gaol is the (uk) English way to spell it, Jail is the american way...


edit... damn, beaten to it

>> Edited by Davi on Monday 10th April 11:41

JonRB

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302 months

Monday 10th April 2006
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I just think it's great to see "gaol" spelt properly in print for once.
It's got to the stage that even I write "jail" these days as most people aren't aware of the correct spelling. I fear that "gaol" will soon be listed as 'archaic' in the dictionary with "jail" as the accepted way of speling the word.

Al 450

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Monday 10th April 2006
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Is it possible to exceed the speed limit in a corsa?

jacko lah

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Monday 10th April 2006
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Al 450 said:
Is it possible to exceed the speed limit in a corsa?


YES

Davi

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Monday 10th April 2006
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Al 450 said:
Is it possible to exceed the speed limit in a corsa?


especially if you strap a dustbin in place of the exhaust, add 1/2 ton of plastic to the bodywork, some neon lights underneath and wear a burbury cap...

7db

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Monday 10th April 2006
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Davel said:
The point is well made though.

She could do all this and not trigger a single speed camera!


On the bright side, having all those speed cameras around has freed up the Trafpol to do roads policing like this rather than speed checks. I'm sure everyone agrees that's good news.

turbobungle

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Monday 10th April 2006
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must have been really good police drivers as they couldn't catch a one legged woman in a corsa driving under the speed limit! 24 miles they chased her and only caught her because she crashed!!! Maybe they were on foot??

jazzyjeff

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Monday 10th April 2006
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turbobungle said:
must have been really good police drivers as they couldn't catch a one legged woman in a corsa driving under the speed limit! 24 miles they chased her and only caught her because she crashed!!! Maybe they were on foot??


It would have been funnier to watch if she had been on foot as well ;-)

TREFHEAD

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Monday 10th April 2006
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Thank you Turbo. That was a belly laugh