Cup a Soup used as evidence

[falcemob]

My daughter was robbed at the Reading festival yesterday. The police have arrested a few people for this. They recovered her driving licence and credit card which they have given back to her but have kept my Maglite torch and 3 packs of cup a soup as evidence.
I just wondered how I go about getting my maglite back, I am assuming the cup-a-soup will be out of date before they go to court unless the police drink it first.

[Parrot of Doom]

*tries to think of soup puns*

*fails*

[falcemob]

Parrot of Doom said:

*tries to think of soup puns*

*fails*

soupa work by the police?
i'll get me coat

[jazzybee]

sounds like a fair cup

[spaximus]

was it a normal copper or a soup-a-intender

[Hollywood Wheels]

falcemob said:

I am assuming the cup-a-soup will be out of date before they go to court unless the police drink it first.

Stop stirring things up!









I'll get my coat......

[puggit]

No one has mentioned copper-soup yet?!

[havoc]

So long as they don't open the packets I'd say the case is watertight!

[turbobloke]

puggit said:

No one has mentioned copper-soup yet?!

I bet the vice squad always get the broth..

[falcemob]

ROFL,
But what about my Maglite? Please, no Maglite puns.

[JoolzB]

falcemob said:

ROFL,
But what about my Maglite? Please, no Maglite puns.

In my experience you may have a few problems getting this back. The procedures involved and the paperwork required will take months and are lengthy, so no light at the tunnel for you. I have no idea really just a very poor attempt at shining some light on the matter.

I'll get my caggle.

Edited by JoolzB on Saturday 26th August 19:43

[turbobloke]

JoolzB said:

falcemob said:

ROFL,
But what about my Maglite? Please, no Maglite puns.

In my experience you may have a few problems getting this back. The procedures involved and the paperwork required will take months and are lengthy, so no light at the tunnel for you. I have no idea really just a very poor attempt at shining some light on the matter.

Some things are just too heavy and it's kinder to keep people in the dark

[JonRB]

I think this thread is pretty packed out with puns, so there is unlikely for there to be mushroom for me to add another.

(I am so, so sorry for that. Please forgive me.)

[shuvitupya]

Three youths were arrested trying to escape in a 'souped' up Corsa

[LongQ]

I hope they are being careful with the soup packets - best not mix them together in case of explosion, given the stuff that gets into cup-a-soups.

[deeps]

shuvitupya said:

Three youths were arrested trying to escape in a 'souped' up Corsa

You sure it was a Corsa, I heard it was a Soupra?

Poor falcemob is going to wish he never posted this thread soup, oops I mean soon, please no more stirring it up people!

Seriously though, fair play to the bib, it sounds like a good cup, damn I mean cop . Give them a ring is the best bet, no point being kept in the dark, that's a mugs game.

[randlemarcus]

I just hope that the robbers are locked up in a D-cell...

[streaky]

I can't understand why so much has been generated over a reduced-fat periodical - Streaky

[falcemob]

deeps said:

Poor falcemob is going to wish he never posted this thread soup, oops I mean soon, please no more stirring it up people!

Nah, I didn't expect a sensible answer when I posted, hence the title.
I'll just stop the price of a Maglite and cup a soup out of her pocket money next month, or would that be gruel?

Edited by falcemob on Sunday 27th August 09:28

[thinfourth]

I think with the cops dong this

They are just stirring things up