What a waste of taxpayers money

[towman]

Went out for a drink near the marina with my mates last night. Had a few, but not too many. We were set upon by a group of four blokes and a passer by called the cops. By the time they turned up, the other lot had run off so the cops gave us a hard time.

Anyway, we wandered off towards the marina. I could see one particularly ugly looking cop watching me all the time. As we walked past a couple of brasses one offered me a BJ for a tenner so I told her to "Feck off". Cheeky cow went and complained to the copper!. So I thought I`d go and sit down on a bench and wait for said copper to come and have a word in order to get my side of the story.

well, there was already a tramp sitting on the bench, but he looked as if he was asleep. Just before the cop arrived said tramp whispered in my ear that he`d give me a BJ for a tenner too! So I told the old c*** to feck off too.

With that I was jumped on by three cops who proceded to spill my beer and give me a good kicking on the way to the van.

I spent the night in the cells, but at least I had the satisfaction of telling the ugly cop what I thought of him.

Edited by towman on Tuesday 5th September 06:46

[splatspeed]

correct response to the tramp should have been

ill give you a tenner if you blow him and point to the copper

[Mon Ami Mate]