Brunstrom's barmy brainwave
Brunstrom's barmy brainwave
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turbobloke

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117,331 posts

290 months

Wednesday 11th October 2006
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That's not my headline but polfed's monthly mantra for October.

Brunstroms barmy brainwave

So, common sense remains alive and well in the Police Federation if not in the higher echelons of ACPO. Even so it looks like the politically astute but maverick druid realises that his master's voice is calling for more prison space so we can expect further yipyapping from this particularly oddball lapdog.

Should the police be not only police but judge and jury as well for more and more offences? I say no.

jasandjules

72,626 posts

259 months

Thursday 12th October 2006
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turbobloke said:

Should the police be not only police but judge and jury as well for more and more offences? I say no.


I say hell no.

Too much chance of abuse of process. In fact, makes it highly probable that there will be many such abuses.

Zod

35,295 posts

288 months

Thursday 12th October 2006
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There does appear to be a depressing tendency amongst some in the Police Force towards totalitarianism, based on a "we know best what's good for you" attitude. Evidence of it has been detected on PH of late.

Edited by Zod on Thursday 12th October 11:15

Tafia

2,658 posts

278 months

Thursday 12th October 2006
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Zod said:
There does appear to be a depressing tendency amongsy some in the Police Force towards totalitarianism, based on a "we know best what's good for you" attitude. Evidence of it has been detected on PH of late.


I know who you mean mon.

Clearly been through the Conditioning Centre.

V8 Archie

4,703 posts

278 months

Thursday 12th October 2006
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I don't know - this idea has some merit.

Plod zaps you for £60 + 3 points but if you pay double you get to slap him!

jasandjules

72,626 posts

259 months

Thursday 12th October 2006
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Zod said:
There does appear to be a depressing tendency amongst some in the Police Force towards totalitarianism, based on a "we know best what's good for you" attitude.


Endemic of Nu Laba IMHO. Nanny knows best. Not a surprise when the top plod appear to be little more than Blairs poodles.

havoc

33,480 posts

265 months

Thursday 12th October 2006
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V8 Archie said:
I don't know - this idea has some merit.

Plod zaps you for £60 + 3 points but if you pay double you get to slap him!

Hmmm...normally I support the police wholeheartedly, and this IS a stupid idea, but THAT has a lot of merit for those individuals!

Me: Are you going to issue me with an FPN for the speed I was just doing?
SCP Goon: Yes, you were dangerously speeding at 4mph over the limit, think of the children!!!
Me: Fine, have my boot in your knackers...and here's the £60 to compensate!

turbobloke

Original Poster:

117,331 posts

290 months

Thursday 12th October 2006
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havoc said:
V8 Archie said:
I don't know - this idea has some merit.

Plod zaps you for £60 + 3 points but if you pay double you get to slap him!

Hmmm...normally I support the police wholeheartedly, and this IS a stupid idea, but THAT has a lot of merit for those individuals!

Me: Are you going to issue me with an FPN for the speed I was just doing?
SCP Goon: Yes, you were dangerously speeding at 4mph over the limit, think of the children!!!
Me: Fine, have my boot in your knackers...and here's the £60 to compensate!
Hmmm not quite what our druid had in whatever he has for a mind - but by way of improvisation it's faultless