Police Lovely .. I was Hit und Runned Into!

[WildCat]

Well... backed neatly into car park space in supermarket carpark on way home after longest day at work.

Was just picking up my handbag when... crash! The car even with handbrake applied ... move with the force und airbag in passenger seat erupted. Fortunately no one in passenger seat..

Thug in car.. He hit car at some speed as he travel in this car park.

They run off!

I call cops who are just lovely.. but this car turn out to be unregistered chuckaway.. Ist being forensically tested.. but they are not "hopeful" even though they "have rough idea of likely suspects" I think I would be able to identify if faced with moron I saw.


I have protected no claims .. the police "reassure". One refer to me as "Wildy" ... und "nice to put face to name - you must be her with that accent" Ja.. but that ist not the point... und ist a claim I make und thus a "blemish on my record on never making claims" - since the biggest trauma.

I have been checked over at hospital. I am OK as this lout hit the nearside. Had the kittens or Mad Doc been there.. they'd have been a statistic

Und I suppose a speed camera would have solved everything

Und I suppose they will cop these louts in hoods from CCTV cameras .. A likely story!

OK .. so my beautiful car has black eye und massive bruise to her wing.. but if the law was changed so that no unlicenced chav can get hand on the chuckaway car.. then I would not have this nuisance.

Oh ja.. the police.. they were very nice.. very sympathetic.. und very caring und concerned for my health as "victim of crime".. und lent me their hanky und shoulder und hugged me tight as I cried on behalf of the car's pain und bruised wing. Und fetched me a strong cup of coffee from the supermarket's cafe und some cake..... und reassured that they will do all they can to bring these thug to account... und ja.. they are aware that I might just rant for England on t'internet over it all....

ja.. if you are reading.. I cannot fault on TLC to me. Und appreciate there are a lot of prime suspects as in your words "they take chances as they know they can.. und they will slow perfectly for a speed camera..und drive like a tw a t the rest of time..

So.. what price a speed cam? Ach.. ja .. nice little earner for someone. Deterrent to twazaks?

GET REAL! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


Und I will now have the nuisance of getting estimates.. form filling... diagrams...... car off road.. und I know I can fix myself if able to get the panel required. Ist not rockety science :roll:

Edited by WildCat on Thursday 4th January 20:58

[Major Bloodnok]

Sorry to hear about that, Wildy. The only consolation is that the inconvenience is the worst of it - at least you're not hurt. I remember the weeks of bother we were put through when some toerag went joyriding in our Cavalier (yes, I know - a Cavalier - but that car was good to us for 11 years). Inconvenience, expense and all the rest of it just because of some pranny with all the moral responsibility of a mushroom - and a lower IQ.

[Balmoral Green]

Sorry to hear about that. The added coincidence of meeting a PH bib for the shout is interesting, good job you werent one of the many critics on this forum, could have been tricky

[WildCat]

Balmoral Green said:

Sorry to hear about that. The added coincidence of meeting a PH bib for the shout is interesting, good job you werent one of the many critics on this forum, could have been tricky

They were truly gentlemen! Very professional und very kind. Ist the fact some idiot did this und I was really helpless to avoid... I guess it does not matter how good und careful.. we can all have a little "trauma" of sorts.

Ist nice to know BiB read .. post.. lurk .. und agree to some extent with my little rants though und are not offended at all. Lieber gone did pay me compliment of being a bit "sassy und daft at times but not "bitter und twisted".

Am not .. but I will post up the stories I see in press for them to put matter straight on. from time to time. Und the Manchester has a really 'orrid headline... which ist another thread in own right...

[spokey]

Hope you're OK? That's the main thing.

[WildCat]

spokey said:

Hope you're OK? That's the main thing.

Ja.. am fine.. bit cross und feline tail flapping in disdain.. but apart from pain of seeing a bruised wing to kindred Jag.. am otherwise fine. Und do confess to wanting those responsible hung up most painfully by their "ghoulies" und castrated the hard way .. but I think I let off the steam of the anger I feel here

[ipsg.glf]

Glad that you are OK, Wildy.

[funkyrobot]

All I can say is -

F**king uselss brainless scum of the earth doing what they do best, f**king the lives of everyone else up!!

I am glad you are ok but this sort of thing really winds me up.

Its typical that the scum that did this to you have run away and may never be caught, even if they were they would probably say they were told off as a child and have severe mental issues as a result of this. If caught they wouldn't have to pay for anything as they obviously have no insurance, tax, brains, licence, common decency etc etc.

Welcome to Blair's Britain eh, go 5mph over the limit, or fail to pay your council tax and you are a hardened crim, f**k someone's life up and you are ok mate!!

I wish I had my air rifle handy in the car park Wildy, they would have ended up limping away if they were lucky!

GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

P.S Glad you are ok Wildy!

[eccles]

i love the moan about speed cameras, seems to be mandatory in any thread on this forum, no matter what the subject.

glad you're ok, and i hope they catch the scrotes.

[Bing o]

lovely police + no result = vat is de point liebshun?

[funkyrobot]

eccles said:

i love the moan about speed cameras, seems to be mandatory in any thread on this forum, no matter what the subject.

glad you're ok, and i hope they catch the scrotes.

Well its true isn't it, you get much more punishment for doing about 5 mph over the speed limit than you would if you bashed someone's face in with a chair leg!

[Frederick]

more to the point, has the ph'er bib made themselves known yet!!!?

(and I forgot to say it... glad you're ok )

Edited by Frederick on Friday 5th January 01:07

[streaky]

Wildy, darling. So pleased to hear you're OK - Streaky

[pjskel]

WildCat said:

spokey said:

Hope you're OK? That's the main thing.

Ja.. am fine.. bit cross und feline tail flapping in disdain.. but apart from pain of seeing a bruised wing to kindred Jag.. am otherwise fine. Und do confess to wanting those responsible hung up most painfully by their "ghoulies" und castrated the hard way .. but I think I let off the steam of the anger I feel here

Glad to see you're in one piece - might've been a different story had you been stepping out of the car at the time though.
By the way - ghouls are the undead, bollox are goolies.
I hope BiB manages to collar them, but as you are well aware, it'll be very hard unless the CCTV footage is of decent enough quality - which most often isn't, outward facing.

[Major Bloodnok]

pjskel said:

I hope BiB manages to collar them, but as you are well aware, it'll be very hard unless the CCTV footage is of decent enough quality - which most often isn't, outward facing.

But, but, but... on CSI, they can enhance any image to get a recognisable mug shot. Even if the camera was facing the wrong way, there'll be a convenient window or something to catch a reflection of the scrotes in question.

[havoc]

Sorry to hear that Wildy, and I wouldn't hold out hope of the CCTV doing much. Would expect some useful prints/DNA to come out of the car though (if the BiB have the time/resource to check it...not a dig at them, just a comment on their current position), which MAY just turn these scrotes up down the line if/when they finally get collared for something else!

Glad the kittens weren't around, and glad you're in one piece,

Martin.

[bleesh]

Potentially no need to claim on your own insurance - avail yourself
of the Motor Insurance Bureau scheme which allows you to claim against
them for accidents with uninsured drivers....

www.mib.org.uk/MIB/en/Claims/Default.htm

Not used it myself as I didn't find out about it until
5 years after my car got hit 'n' runned - good luck!!

Steve

[Dibble]

Glad to hear you're OK Wildy

[Prof Beard]

I'm also glad you are OK.

You appear to have cope with what was obviously an upsetting experience with characteristic resolve

[gpshead]

Frederick said:

more to the point, has the ph'er bib made themselves known yet!!!?

(and I forgot to say it... glad you're ok )

Seconded on both counts! C'mon, tell us who! (Or do they actually post?)