Police Inspector was a wan*ker?
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HUMAN rights inspectors were shown CCTV footage from a police station’s cells — and were shocked to be confronted by a top cop secretly PLEASURING himself. 
Shamed Inspector Brian Smith was unwittingly captured on film after sneaking off to be on his own during a night shift.
His solo sex act in the custody suite at London’s top-security Paddington Green nick was exposed months later by pure chance — when the watchdogs picked a random tape to view from thousands on a shelf.
The human rights monitors had been checking for a very different kind of abuse during their routine visit to Britain’s most secure police station — which is used to house terror suspects.
Instead they were treated to scenes of Smith’s sordid antics — and immediately complained to his superiors. Smith, believed to be in his 40s and married, was hauled before a disciplinary hearing — chaired by Deputy Assistant Commissioner Cressida Dick. She is one of the country’s top policewomen.
The disgraced inspector was told he would be sacked unless he resigned — so he quit.
Last night a stunned colleague said of Smith, who is thought to be appealing against the decision: “Brian has thrown away his career. He has been a right plonker.”
Sources said it was bad luck that the monitors picked Smith’s sex tape from the shelf.
The officer had been totally unaware the CCTV cameras were still rolling when he made his way to the cell alone.
Police stations are subject to random inspections by civilians to prevent human rights abuses.
The group of watchdogs had been given access to the hours of video from the nick’s custody area after arriving to tour Paddington Green’s basement cells.
Scotland Yard confirmed: “An officer has been required to resign after it was found proven he had engaged in conduct likely to bring discredit to the Metropolitan Police.”
A colleague of Smith’s said: “We’ve been trying to get a copy of the tape — but the bosses are keeping it tucked away.”
Reminds me of the story about a local Detective left baby sitting with a TV, headphones and a porn tape whilst his missus went to a girly night out..........but this may not be the place or time.
Shamed Inspector Brian Smith was unwittingly captured on film after sneaking off to be on his own during a night shift.
His solo sex act in the custody suite at London’s top-security Paddington Green nick was exposed months later by pure chance — when the watchdogs picked a random tape to view from thousands on a shelf.
The human rights monitors had been checking for a very different kind of abuse during their routine visit to Britain’s most secure police station — which is used to house terror suspects.
Instead they were treated to scenes of Smith’s sordid antics — and immediately complained to his superiors. Smith, believed to be in his 40s and married, was hauled before a disciplinary hearing — chaired by Deputy Assistant Commissioner Cressida Dick. She is one of the country’s top policewomen.
The disgraced inspector was told he would be sacked unless he resigned — so he quit.
Last night a stunned colleague said of Smith, who is thought to be appealing against the decision: “Brian has thrown away his career. He has been a right plonker.”
Sources said it was bad luck that the monitors picked Smith’s sex tape from the shelf.
The officer had been totally unaware the CCTV cameras were still rolling when he made his way to the cell alone.
Police stations are subject to random inspections by civilians to prevent human rights abuses.
The group of watchdogs had been given access to the hours of video from the nick’s custody area after arriving to tour Paddington Green’s basement cells.
Scotland Yard confirmed: “An officer has been required to resign after it was found proven he had engaged in conduct likely to bring discredit to the Metropolitan Police.”
A colleague of Smith’s said: “We’ve been trying to get a copy of the tape — but the bosses are keeping it tucked away.”
Reminds me of the story about a local Detective left baby sitting with a TV, headphones and a porn tape whilst his missus went to a girly night out..........but this may not be the place or time.
Edited by XMG5 on Friday 7th September 10:16
It reminds of some CCTV footage I saw a couple of years ago where a night watchman working in a factory were they made large stuffed toys went in the store area to find one that he could shag, the footage shows him spending quite a few minutes picking the best one, I think he decided on a rather attractive donkey.
The cheaky hard faced bar steward actually came on camera (no pun intended) to claim entrapment.
The cheaky hard faced bar steward actually came on camera (no pun intended) to claim entrapment.
Dwight VanDriver said:
Have you a source for that post XMG75.......not that I dont disbelieve but.....
dvd
article in the Sundvd
edited to add - not that I read the Sun - just googled Inspector Brian Smith
Edited by FunkyGibbon on Friday 7th September 16:03
John57 said:
Chrispy Porker said:
It never ceases to amaze me the spectacular ways in which people find to press the 'self destruct' button.
Absolutely !I always have a look at our HR notices to see who has been sacked or required to resign - every now and then it makes interesting reading
Find out who, then find out why!
Not all of them just get to resign, some are taken to court too.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/6709499.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/6709499.stm
Jasandjules said:
jimmyb said:
on the face of it i think its hugely wrong that he was made to resign. He committed no crime. It was simple human nature. He was not trying to offend anyone.
Kind of indecent exposure I would guess, in a "public" place?!?!
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