Oh dear

[DPX]

After finding the cells to hot to handle due to various monitoring systems
the BiB have taken to the streets

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/6990975...

I thought the other was strange but the mitig"ateing" excuse here is a laugh .

Now I know why they have the reserved for police cars signs in quiet places on the motorway.

Hope they publish the verdict .

My life is so borrrrrrrrrrrrrring and burgers are bad for you.

[Sheriff JWPepper]

Burgers & hookers - vital tools in fighting crime.

The interviewing officers must have been rolling around on the floor.

[DPX]

Rolling around on the floor , but I salute them for "doing the job" .
I bet they had free beer ( or burgers ) for a week on that collar .

[ATG]

Cracking excuse. "I was looking for a burger." I'm going to use that one a lot. I'll try it out on HMRC next time my PAYE declaration is late.

[Sheriff JWPepper]

I wonder if he meant looking for a burgler? Should have said he nicked the tom on route.

[streaky]

Sheriff JWPepper said:

I wonder if he meant looking for a burgler? Should have said he nicked the tom on route.

Or for a burgher? - Streaky

[blueyes]

hmmm... looking for a burger.. ended up with a loosely filled kebab.

[Sheriff JWPepper]

blueyes said:

hmmm... looking for a burger.. ended up with a loosely filled kebab.

That's gross.

[Chrispy Porker]

at least he wasn't using the firms car.

[DPX]

And convicted . But 235 quid bit low , 101mph for 3 seconds on quiet motorway at 2am will get you more than this.
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/699...

But the statements

He also described himself as a "hygiene freak" and said Ms xxxxx had smelt "quite unclean".

find a burger van as he was feeling hungry.

You must have good burger vans in that area , all the ones near me are best described "buns d'kerbstone" filled with "mince avec la sauce de diesel"

forgot the "s" in must :-)

Edited by DPX on Thursday 13th September 10:15

Edited by DPX on Thursday 13th September 10:17

[oldsoak]

Chrispy Porker said:

at least he wasn't using the firms car.

but according to the article...he was...

"... was seen with a prostitute in an unmarked police car ..."

[Chrispy Porker]

oldsoak said:

Chrispy Porker said:

at least he wasn't using the firms car.

but according to the article...he was...

"... was seen with a prostitute in an unmarked police car ..."

Oops my mistake.
Another self destruct button pressed.

[cloggy]

ATG said:

Cracking excuse. "I was looking for a burger." I'm going to use that one a lot. I'll try it out on HMRC next time my PAYE declaration is late.

He meant 'fur burger'.