neighbours bedtime antics

[bryan35]

Mate of mine just called. He was awoke at about 4am and thought that his neighbours were either being attacked, having a blazing row, or similar.
In fact, from the words that the girl was screeming at the lad, it was just very noisey 'enthusiastic' 'bedroom antics' as you might say.
However, after 2 hours of screeming at the top of her lungs, you wonder if this as actually acceptable. And what do you do about it?

Not the first time it's happened apparently, though from what he says never as vocally as last night! and never at that time of the morning.

[selwonk]

Just start screaming back in unison. That'll shut her up!

[SLCZ3]

Subtle conversation with the participants when he just happens to encounter them in the local hostelry, will determine if they are up for a threesome or quartet ensamble, which solves the problem by being included in the frenetic activities and then he will not give a s**t about being kept awake all night.

Edited by SLCZ3 on Sunday 7th October 11:36

Edited by SLCZ3 on Sunday 7th October 11:37

[Highway61]

bryan35 said:

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However, after 2 hours of screeming at the top of her lungs, you wonder if this as actually acceptable. ...

If you can pop next door and ask him how he manages 2 hours can you post his answer?
Cheeers

[Santa Claws]

Eearplugs.

Sounds like a screamer (or an over-enthusiastic faker). She'll grow out of it.

Edited by Santa Claws on Sunday 7th October 13:06

[Sgt Bilko]

[H_Kan]

Sgt Bilko said:

what he said!

[streaky]

Sgt Bilko said:

With surround sound? . Actually, why not record the screams, yells and vocal extravaganzae and play them back one night? - Streaky

[henrycrun]

Attach microphone to yer hi-fi and place speakers out of the window for the whole neighbourhood to hear - like in the scene from the film MASH

[bryan35]

i'll mention that to him. Would be funny letting everyone hear, although apparently it's not gone unnoticed with other neighbours as they like to have the window open. He's the other side of the wall however.

[cbcbcb]

What about this approach?

http://xkcd.com/316/

[Munter]

I just asked my housemate if he'd mind closing his window when he's jumping his girlfriend as wel can all hear what they are upto. Never heard anything after that.

Best to just talk to them next time he sees them.

[Highway61]

streaky said:

Sgt Bilko said:

With surround sound? . Actually, why not record the screams, yells and vocal extravaganzae and play them back one night? - Streaky

Maybe even sell them on a "Dial a Noisy Housewife" 0909 xxx xxxx type number!

Pop a card through the letterbox so they can pay to listen to themselves.

[Mattt]

Sorry, didn't realise anyone could hear it, i'll gag her first next time.

[havoc]

Munter said:

I just asked my housemate if he'd mind closing his window when he's jumping his girlfriend as wel can all hear what they are upto. Never heard anything after that.

Best to just talk to them next time he sees them.

Best way...embarasses them into silence, and just maybe they won't have as much fun in future, so the OP won't have to be so jealous!

[mark69sheer]

Who says it is actually the couple perhaps the neighbour just likes watching pon movies in the early hours at full whack (no pun intended).

[Munter]

mark69sheer said:

Who says it is actually the couple perhaps the neighbour just likes watching pon movies in the early hours at full whack (no pun intended).

Dude. Don't spoil the guys image of the bloke next door being a 2 hour full on sex god. Thats just cruel.

[Fer]

Mattt said:

Sorry, didn't realise anyone could hear it, i'll gag her first next time.

What, and lose a third of your fun?

(Is that a padlock I can hear?)