You might be a BiB if you...
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...have the bladder capacity of five people.
...have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.
...believe that 75% of people are a waste of space.
...think a good time is an armed robbery at shift change.
...call for a name check on anyone who is remotely friendly to you.
...think discussing dismemberment over dinner seems perfectly normal.
...find humour in other peoples stupidity.
...have your weekends off planned for at least a year.
...believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
...believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says " God,
its quiet today".
...phone someone, and you always ask 'Are you free to speak?'
...have a diet which consists of food that has gone through more processing than a computer can track.
...Are the only sober person in the kebab house.
...believe chocolate is a food group.
...think having alcohol at 7am seems perfectly normal.
...have ever wanted to hold a seminar called "Suicide, getting it right
the first time".
...believe "Too stupid to Live" should be a valid court outcome.
...mention vegetables, and you're not referring to a food group.
...think caffeine should be available in IV form.
have a prisoner who states "I have no idea how I got here" - and neither have you.
...end normal conversations with loved ones with Roger or Acknowledged.
...walk down the street looking at people as potential criminal
intelligence submissions
...believe the carpet bombing of certain areas of your beat is a viable
method of policing
...believe that some crimes can be sorted out with a damn good kicking.
...realise your favourite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
...are the only person you know who ever uses the word 'liaise'.
...have a partner who tells you off for walking with your hands held together behind your back.
...use the phrase, "The job's f*cked!", at least once every working day.
...regularly say, "With all due respect, Sir" but mean nothing of the
sort.
...have a nose finely tuned to the smells of cannabis, decomposition and
stale body odour.
...think Tuesday is the best night to go into town for a drink with your
mates.
...have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.
...believe that 75% of people are a waste of space.
...think a good time is an armed robbery at shift change.
...call for a name check on anyone who is remotely friendly to you.
...think discussing dismemberment over dinner seems perfectly normal.
...find humour in other peoples stupidity.
...have your weekends off planned for at least a year.
...believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
...believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says " God,
its quiet today".
...phone someone, and you always ask 'Are you free to speak?'
...have a diet which consists of food that has gone through more processing than a computer can track.
...Are the only sober person in the kebab house.
...believe chocolate is a food group.
...think having alcohol at 7am seems perfectly normal.
...have ever wanted to hold a seminar called "Suicide, getting it right
the first time".
...believe "Too stupid to Live" should be a valid court outcome.
...mention vegetables, and you're not referring to a food group.
...think caffeine should be available in IV form.
have a prisoner who states "I have no idea how I got here" - and neither have you.
...end normal conversations with loved ones with Roger or Acknowledged.
...walk down the street looking at people as potential criminal
intelligence submissions
...believe the carpet bombing of certain areas of your beat is a viable
method of policing
...believe that some crimes can be sorted out with a damn good kicking.
...realise your favourite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
...are the only person you know who ever uses the word 'liaise'.
...have a partner who tells you off for walking with your hands held together behind your back.
...use the phrase, "The job's f*cked!", at least once every working day.
...regularly say, "With all due respect, Sir" but mean nothing of the
sort.
...have a nose finely tuned to the smells of cannabis, decomposition and
stale body odour.
...think Tuesday is the best night to go into town for a drink with your
mates.
I couldn't do it.
I think she liked my "I've been a very naughty boy" line, think Frank Spencer. No, she didn't get the tools of the trade out.
, I think I might be a copper.
Your Reg 7 is in the post 
That I damaged every panel of a brand new Porsche, smashed several windows, and ripped up all the carpets when I searched it.
From the same guy, he was unhappy that he had to wait for a personnel carrier to arrive so I could search him with a measure of provacy. He had to wait about fifteen seconds.
He didn't make the complaint until about a month after the "incident", from the other end of the country.
Now, call me a bluff old traditionalist, but if some truncheon happy BiB had damaged my brand new Porsche, I'd probably not have driven back to Cornwall and waited four weeks before I complained. I may even have gone straight to the Police station (which was in view, and had been pointed out to him) the moment the search was completed.
The whole job was recorded on real time CCTV, yet the PSD muppets still went the extra mile... interview under caution, etc etc.
From the same guy, he was unhappy that he had to wait for a personnel carrier to arrive so I could search him with a measure of provacy. He had to wait about fifteen seconds.
He didn't make the complaint until about a month after the "incident", from the other end of the country.
Now, call me a bluff old traditionalist, but if some truncheon happy BiB had damaged my brand new Porsche, I'd probably not have driven back to Cornwall and waited four weeks before I complained. I may even have gone straight to the Police station (which was in view, and had been pointed out to him) the moment the search was completed.
The whole job was recorded on real time CCTV, yet the PSD muppets still went the extra mile... interview under caution, etc etc.
Dibble said:
That I damaged every panel of a brand new Porsche, smashed several windows, and ripped up all the carpets when I searched it.
From the same guy, he was unhappy that he had to wait for a personnel carrier to arrive so I could search him with a measure of provacy. He had to wait about fifteen seconds.
He didn't make the complaint until about a month after the "incident", from the other end of the country.
Now, call me a bluff old traditionalist, but if some truncheon happy BiB had damaged my brand new Porsche, I'd probably not have driven back to Cornwall and waited four weeks before I complained. I may even have gone straight to the Police station (which was in view, and had been pointed out to him) the moment the search was completed.
The whole job was recorded on real time CCTV, yet the PSD muppets still went the extra mile... interview under caution, etc etc.
Interview you under caution?From the same guy, he was unhappy that he had to wait for a personnel carrier to arrive so I could search him with a measure of provacy. He had to wait about fifteen seconds.
He didn't make the complaint until about a month after the "incident", from the other end of the country.
Now, call me a bluff old traditionalist, but if some truncheon happy BiB had damaged my brand new Porsche, I'd probably not have driven back to Cornwall and waited four weeks before I complained. I may even have gone straight to the Police station (which was in view, and had been pointed out to him) the moment the search was completed.
The whole job was recorded on real time CCTV, yet the PSD muppets still went the extra mile... interview under caution, etc etc.
Also are people really still that stupid to 'do a bank robbery' & think they can get away with it?
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