can i clamp a car...

[Crazy Fool]

that isn't parked on my private land but is blocking the access for my staff and customers to get in and out?

[Mike400]

If you dont control the land the vehicle is parked on then no, you cant clamp it. Besides clamping the car isnt going to help with access to your land.

what I suggest involves high explosives....

[hornetrider]

Crazy Fool said:

that isn't parked on my private land but is blocking the access for my staff and customers to get in and out?

Er, if you clamp it they're still not going to be able to get out.

HTH

[Marki]

You Crazy Fool

[wmg100]

Get someone to help you lift up the back and move it out of the way.

[Don]

wmg100 said:

Get someone to help you lift up the back and move it out of the way.

You'll need a few of you to lift it but it's doable...

[Crazy Fool]

unfortunalty explosives/bricks through the windows/slashed tires/beating the dole dossing moistend bint up isn't going to solve the on going problem of her thinking its ok to park there, but what with me not being able to do anything legally to stop her it looks like i am going to have to resort to drowning the knocked up ugly spunk bucket.

Marki said:

You Crazy Fool

shut it you, or your gonna meet my friend PAAAAAAAAM!

[Marki]

Crazy Fool said:

unfortunalty explosives/bricks through the windows/slashed tires/beating the dole dossing moistend bint up isn't going to solve the on going problem of her thinking its ok to park there, but what with me not being able to do anything legally to stop her it looks like i am going to have to resort to drowning the knocked up ugly spunk bucket.

Marki said:

You Crazy Fool

shut it you, or your gonna meet my friend PAAAAAAAAM!

Is she fit

[H_Kan]

Can't legally clamp it, but if you did put a cheap clamp on it and left it for a couple of days then I'm sure that the message would get through!

[Crazy Fool]

Don said:

wmg100 said:

Get someone to help you lift up the back and move it out of the way.

You'll need a few of you to lift it but it's doable...

citroen zx, maybe my transit will push it.

[Sixpackpert]

Marki said:

Crazy Fool said:

Marki said:

You Crazy Fool

shut it you, or your gonna meet my friend PAAAAAAAAM!

Edited by Sixpackpert on Friday 16th November 14:55

[Marki]

Crazy Fool said:

maybe my transit will push it.

Do you like Daags

[Crazy Fool]

Marki said:

Crazy Fool said:

unfortunalty explosives/bricks through the windows/slashed tires/beating the dole dossing moistend bint up isn't going to solve the on going problem of her thinking its ok to park there, but what with me not being able to do anything legally to stop her it looks like i am going to have to resort to drowning the knocked up ugly spunk bucket.

Marki said:

You Crazy Fool

shut it you, or your gonna meet my friend PAAAAAAAAM!

Is she fit

what do you think? or do you shag anything?

[Don]

Isn't obstructing access to your premises an offence? If so - collect all the evidence, make up a nice file so the cops don't need to do any work to secure a nice easy conviction and go down to the local police station...

[Don1]

Crazy Fool said:

shut it you, or your gonna meet my friend PAAAAAAAAM!

Thought it was pain?

[TVRleigh_BBWR]

If you have a dropped curb, then you can get it towed away.

I asume you asked friendly for her to part so you can have access.

If not just ask a friend to park right up her arse, and then park in front very close.

Do this a few times and she'll think twice.

[Crazy Fool]

TVRleigh_BBWR said:

If you have a dropped curb, then you can get it towed away.

I asume you asked friendly for her to part so you can have access.

If not just ask a friend to park right up her arse, and then park in front very close.

Do this a few times and she'll think twice.

Yes, yes and already on it.

[MK4 Slowride]

Marki said:

You Crazy Fool...

...I ain't getting in no plane.

[Conian]

Don1 said:

Crazy Fool said:

shut it you, or your gonna meet my friend PAAAAAAAAM!

Thought it was pain?

The perils of quoting ads/songs without actually knowing the words.
Now wait for the sentence... "Oh yeah it makes more sense that way!"

[Mike400]

Let us know how you get on.

I still think explosives would be the way to do it