F.I.T. test -the most fun u can have on the DFT site
F.I.T. test -the most fun u can have on the DFT site
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woof

Original Poster:

8,456 posts

308 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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OK it's a fairly serious subject - driving under the influence of various drugs
but the Online DFT test is fecking hilarious !!

http://www.dft.gov.uk/think/dontdrugdrive/fit_test...

wrinx

680 posts

271 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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Err....wtf???

wrinx

Bing o

15,184 posts

250 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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PMSL!!!!

carrotchomper

18,331 posts

235 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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Great, will remember not to do any heroin before I go to work next time then!

colonel c

8,058 posts

270 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
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While playing on that site Virgin's PC guard removed 5 spyware cookies. Should I be worried?


mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
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colonel c said:
While playing on that site Virgin's PC guard removed 5 spyware cookies. Should I be worried?
Report Gordon Broon to the police....do it now

Glassman

25,082 posts

246 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
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The LSD one brings back memories.

(typing for a friend)

streaky

19,311 posts

280 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
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Glassman said:
The LSD one brings back memories.
Apparently the experiences were contributed by members of the Cabinet smile - Streaky

mark69sheer

3,906 posts

233 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
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Yet again the govt think they can only get attention from 'yoof' by using 'edgy' graphics and images.

Just like the FACT add on dvd's it really annoys me everytime this government 'fimks' it needs to get a message accross they have to bend down to try and 'reach' the target audience and in so doing actualy make themselves look weak and innefective and about as threatening as a fluffy kitten.

I detest this cow towing to crims as if you are begging them.

we even have to give them silly games to play to get a message accross..

sickening.

woof

Original Poster:

8,456 posts

308 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
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Amazing isn't it ?!!

DPX

1,027 posts

231 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
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reminds me of that max headroom character

catmartin

889 posts

228 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
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listen to all the different music for the different drugs lol

woof

Original Poster:

8,456 posts

308 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
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i quite like the coke music - and love the Rudolph nose he gets

I think they've missed some pointers though

For coke - he should be constantly sniffing and have a runny nose
For Dope - he would be saying "dude" and asking where the local munchy shop was
For LSD - well that's simple he'd be flying
For X - he'd be trying to hug them
For Speed - they would of never of caught him
Heroin - let's be fair - he'd still be slumped on the couch !!

The FAQ's make good reading as well
"LSD can make a boring drive more exciting and appealing"
apparently that's not the case wink
http://www.dft.gov.uk/think/dontdrugdrive/faqs.htm...




catmartin said:
listen to all the different music for the different drugs lol

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
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STOP PRESS...DfT advises against picking nose whilst driving.....

Here's an illustration of what picking your nose means...




And don't forget to go for a wee before setting out on a long journey...you know it makes sense