Face mask
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206xsi

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49,322 posts

268 months

Thursday 14th August 2003
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This must have been discussed before:

You get a car with multiple insured persons, you leave your keys on the table, someone gets a face mask (ooooh, say Tony Blair or PC Brunstrom) - get done for speeding on purpose.

NIP arrives - don't know who was driving, could have been any of X people, ask police for photographic evidence to help you....

Next step?

boosted ls1

21,200 posts

280 months

Thursday 14th August 2003
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I've been considering the same thing. Me wearing the clown mask and driving the car whilst the missus looks herself in the poassenger seat. Maybe I should wear a dog mask. Blitz through the local truvelo and then ask them for a piccy! What a laugh. Oh and I won't sign the NIP. Lets face it, they will laugh as well! Shall I do it and post the pic when it arrives.

Votes please coz I'm up for it!

mrs fish

30,018 posts

278 months

Thursday 14th August 2003
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I dare you

Byff

4,427 posts

281 months

Friday 15th August 2003
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Seconded

Julian64

14,325 posts

274 months

Friday 15th August 2003
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thirded

206xsi

Original Poster:

49,322 posts

268 months

Friday 15th August 2003
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Fourthed

deltaf

6,806 posts

273 months

Friday 15th August 2003
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If you intend to do the truvelo thingy, just remove the front plate first..... then theyll still get a nice piccy of whoever but no nip for you.

Mr E

22,634 posts

279 months

Friday 15th August 2003
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Surely a miss piggy mask would be appropriate.

boosted ls1

21,200 posts

280 months

Friday 15th August 2003
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deltaf said:
If you intend to do the truvelo thingy, just remove the front plate first..... then theyll still get a nice piccy of whoever but no nip for you.


But then I won't get to see the picture! Ok shall get a mask over the weekend and do it next week

Davel

8,982 posts

278 months

Friday 15th August 2003
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Fisted!

Ooooooooooooops sorry - Fifted!

(Typographical error)

outlaw

1,893 posts

286 months

Friday 15th August 2003
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deltaf said:
If you intend to do the truvelo thingy, just remove the front plate first..... then theyll still get a nice piccy of whoever but no nip for you.


he door solanoid making the plate dispear under the car worls wonders.

defence low bumper it just there to enable car to get over speed bumps with out riping it off

youy can normaly get away with a broken plate on the dash board for a while . just chuck on seat when you come to cam

yea officer it broke off keeps falling of dash board
you got any duct tape i can borow too i get the new one im on me way there now.

outlaw

1,893 posts

286 months

Friday 15th August 2003
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Davel said:
Fisted!

Ooooooooooooops sorry - Fifted!

(Typographical error)


sounds like a Freudian slip? to me

pdV6

16,442 posts

281 months

Friday 15th August 2003
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Mr E said:
Surely a miss piggy mask would be appropriate.

Miss Piggy Bank? Seems to be more appropriate...

5ltr-chim

635 posts

277 months

Friday 15th August 2003
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Thinking out loud

I wonder what would happen if a convoy of say 20 TVR's all went passed several live cameras in succesion with Miss Piggy driving ALL of them and ALL keepers had an alibi to having been elsewhere (maybe even together) ...

Thinks to one's self

boosted ls1

21,200 posts

280 months

Friday 15th August 2003
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A PH protest convoy! What a giggle. How many cars can we get? No piggy masks though, not for me anyway. I like the BIB. I want to look like a werewolf or H ct Judge. Now wheres my wig and basque! We could do the final arrangement by mobile phone just like the scrotes.

james_j

3,996 posts

275 months

Saturday 16th August 2003
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Strange, I've also been thinking of how useful a disguise might be!

Even just a false beard, moustache and a wig would be handy. Additionally, it wouldn't attract attention.