Caught today but revenge is sweet !

[mr john]

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e.,10 mph over the
limit,)

I passed under a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun on the
other side laying in wait.


He pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"


To which I replied, "I'm late for work."


"Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do you do?"


"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.


The policeman stammered, "A what?


A rectum stretcher?


And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"


"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then I work my way up to two fingers,
then three,
then four,
then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."


"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?"


To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge....."



Traffic Ticket: £60.00


Court Costs: £45.00


The look on his face: Priceless!

[zetec]

I'm sure this has been done before

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?f=23&h=0&t=51563

>> Edited by zetec on Tuesday 26th August 23:12

[mr john]

Sorreeeeeeee.

Only got the Email today.

Well I have done it again anyway!

>> Edited by mr john on Tuesday 26th August 23:25

[tonyrec]

The old ones are always the best..