Sleeping in your car

[pwig]

Whats the best way to sleep in your car when pissed and not get done for drunk and in charge of a vehicle?

[AJLintern]

Take the battery out?

[pies]

Leave the keys with yhe pub owner

[trefor]

Prove there is no way you could physically drive the vehicle and that it is under the control of someone else.

I wonder how it works with motorhomes? You come back pi55ed and climb into bed, using the keys to get in etc. ...

T/.

[condor]

subject covered in detail in this thread

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=56920&f=10&h=0

Though you might have to go to page 2

[xsaravtr]

Sleep in the passenger seat? or in the back...

[outlaw]

ring the station and report a speeder.

there wont be any plod left to bother you

[Byff]

Please take note of Condors link and see MC's contributions.

Best advice is don't do it and phone for a taxi.

[gh0st]

outlaw said:

ring the station and report a speeder. there wont be any plod left to bother you

If only it were not true...

[mechsympathy]

Busy pub car park around chucking out time, and a panda car parked across the road. The BiB spot someone stagger out and start wandering around apparently looking for their car. They watch for a while until he finds one and starts fumbling with the lock, at which point they go over for a word. It takes them some time for them to get a breath sample and in the meantime the car park has emptied.

The machine shows no alcohol. The BiB are confused and ask the bloke what's going on.


















"Oh" he says "I'm the designated decoy."

[silverback mike]

outlaw said:

ring the station and report a speeder. there wont be any plod left to bother you

how responsible