Police to seize noisy cars

[mrcur]

www.northyorkshire.police.uk/database/press/enough81_03.htm

[Boosted LS1]

About time to. They can come here and lift a few from my neighbourhood if they like.

[DennisTheMenace]

About time , they have been picking on bikes for long enough about time they cracked down on the cars also . make nova boy put the peashooter back on !!

[regmolehusband]

Well I hope this isn't the thin edge of the wedge! My wife can hear me driving along the bypass in my Caterham coming home late at night and it's nearly a mile away!

[HarryW]

Ah.................... thats why gemini got rid of the wedge then, didn't want to accused of double(doubtful ) standards

Harry

[Neil_H]

I hate these muppets who have enormous bass bins and think that the volume of your stereo is directly proportional to the length of your cock. I see them come past me every day when I walk to work, one in particular in a Vauxhall Zafira (yes, really, presumably he likes the acoustics of a mobile tin box) has his windows open even when its cold and raining just so he can let everyone know what a loser he is and how he has very crap taste in music

[Plotloss]

Why is that almost without exception when you hear music being pumped out of a large in car install its almost without fail utter dross?

Its just one of those inexplicable universal constants I suppose...

[wanty1974]

It's the last refuge of antique 1990 hardcore...

You know the score. I've still got my white gloves!

[oyster]

Neil_H said:

I hate these muppets who have enormous bass bins and think that the volume of your stereo is directly proportional to the length of your cock. I see them come past me every day when I walk to work, one in particular in a Vauxhall Zafira (yes, really, presumably he likes the acoustics of a mobile tin box) has his windows open even when its cold and raining just so he can let everyone know what a loser he is and how he has very crap taste in music

The size of one's dick is inversely proportional to the size of one's car spoiler, size of exhaust pipe, brightness of neon light and loudness of stereo to the outside world - everyone know's this.

[Byff]

I'm gonna install me some wikkid ICE man.

An ickle bit of Neil Diamond to shake da windaz

Respect!

[Mad Dave]

oyster said:

Neil_H said: I hate these muppets who have enormous bass bins and think that the volume of your stereo is directly proportional to the length of your cock. I see them come past me every day when I walk to work, one in particular in a Vauxhall Zafira (yes, really, presumably he likes the acoustics of a mobile tin box) has his windows open even when its cold and raining just so he can let everyone know what a loser he is and how he has very crap taste in music The size of one's dick is inversely proportional to the size of one's car spoiler, size of exhaust pipe, brightness of neon light and loudness of stereo to the outside world - everyone know's this.

As a DJ on local radio once said "Why is it that the larger the spoiler, the shorter the driver?"

[MoJocvh]

regmolehusband said:

Well I hope this isn't the thin edge of the wedge! My wife can hear me driving along the bypass in my Caterham coming home late at night and it's nearly a mile away!

Gulp!! Emm me to, esp on the overrun, gotta get it riched up sometime...MoJo.

[Mr E]

oyster said:

The size of one's dick is inversely proportional to the size of one's car spoiler, size of exhaust pipe, brightness of neon light and loudness of stereo to the outside world - everyone know's this.

I have, in the space of about 2 years, gone from a 1.1 54bhp group 3 Fiat 500 with a pee-shooter exhaust and no spoilers to a 250+ bhp 4wd be-winged, vented, alloyed, big exhausted and very *very* loud rally car.

My penis has stayed the same size (small). Remarkable.

[outlaw]

not all ways ture never driven lest that a 2L if i can help it
dont like too bost but the ladys never complain

[gemini]

HarryW said:

Ah.................... thats why gemini got rid of the wedge then, didn't want to accused of double(doubtful ) standards Harry

only to want a 500 with sports!

[ledfoot]

oyster said:

The size of one's dick is inversely proportional to the size of one's car spoiler, size of exhaust pipe, brightness of neon light and loudness of stereo to the outside world - everyone know's this.

I have none of the above boy racer accessories..........I guess that's why my girlfriend enjoys my big dick.

[corozin]

[From the article]
PC Roberts... said: “There is a strong will in the town to regenerate this area [Scarborough], to build it up again."

Regenerating Scarborough is something that will take a fugg sight more than removing a few Novas from the seafront... Perhaps they are planning to bomb it from space and want to make sure the Max Muppets live to tell the tale