Wahey, got a scrote nicked last night!
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Happened at 9.00pm last night, about to go an watch Gladiator when myself and the missus hear our garden gate open. At first we thought it was just next door, but had a nosey out of the window anyway. Now what should we see but two little scrotes cowering down by my car on the drive, they probably crapped themselves when my 500w security light illuminated their misdeeds. The little bastards legged it round my back garden (the gate had been bolted and bricked) so I got the missus to call the BiB whilst I went out back carrying a large piece of wood.
Bloody 'ell the BiB were quick, by the time I'd got in my car and driven round the block to look for the litte gits they'd got one up against a wall and were searching him. Needless to say as they hadn't yet done anything except break into my garden they probably wont get charged, but they did spend a night in the cells at least.
So hopefully at least a crime was prevented and I had the pleasure of seeing the tracksuited baseball capped turd getting his collar felt.
Bloody 'ell the BiB were quick, by the time I'd got in my car and driven round the block to look for the litte gits they'd got one up against a wall and were searching him. Needless to say as they hadn't yet done anything except break into my garden they probably wont get charged, but they did spend a night in the cells at least.
So hopefully at least a crime was prevented and I had the pleasure of seeing the tracksuited baseball capped turd getting his collar felt.
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As I said earlier Stockport, 200yards from CAMRAs real ale pub of the years 2002. I was pretty gobsmacked myself then again I managed to get another scrote nicked a couple of years ago, thw missus woke up at about 4 in the morning had a look out of the window to see the little get hanging out of the passenger window of our neighbours car. We rang the police straight away and they had the little sod within 3 minutes. He did go down.
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