What do the traffic police carry in the boot?
What do the traffic police carry in the boot?
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pmanson

Original Poster:

13,388 posts

273 months

Monday 24th November 2003
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Always wondered what exactly is in the boot of a traffic police car.
Everytime I drive past one of the motorway it looks like an aladdins cave.

tonyrec

3,984 posts

275 months

Monday 24th November 2003
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Bloody hell...lol...that was going to be my next post

May i just say, thats a very good question to ask

tonyrec

3,984 posts

275 months

Monday 24th November 2003
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I dont want to steal your thunder but in a couple of days i will give a definative answer...wonder who will come closest?

pmanson

Original Poster:

13,388 posts

273 months

Monday 24th November 2003
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I've very good at mind reading over the internet.

And for my next trick........

TonyRec

3,984 posts

275 months

Monday 24th November 2003
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Spooky !

deltaf

6,806 posts

273 months

Monday 24th November 2003
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A lifetimes supply of condoms if Mungo makes it to traffic duties id wager...

pmanson

Original Poster:

13,388 posts

273 months

Monday 24th November 2003
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Okay, I would hazard a guess at:

Traffic cones
Fluorescent jackets
Blankets
Fire extinguishers
First Aid kit
Tool kit
Tow rope
Brush
Camera (for taking evidence photos of incidents)
Doughnuts

Thats off the top of my head sure i'll thing of more though

FunkyNige

9,651 posts

295 months

Monday 24th November 2003
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pmanson said:
Traffic cones
Fluorescent jackets
Blankets
Fire extinguishers
First Aid kit
Tool kit
Tow rope
Brush
Camera (for taking evidence photos of incidents)
Doughnuts


What pmanson said, plus:

Stinger spike strip thingy
neck brace stretcher thing?

That's all I can think of

pmanson

Original Poster:

13,388 posts

273 months

Monday 24th November 2003
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Water?

Chrisgr31

14,180 posts

275 months

Monday 24th November 2003
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Tape measure
flourescent marker tape
various traffic signs

count duckula

1,324 posts

294 months

Tuesday 25th November 2003
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A small step ladder - for scum bags to fall down !


Malc

trooper1212

9,457 posts

272 months

Tuesday 25th November 2003
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That's easy...

Shotgun
Mini-gun
Grenades
Dead body
2 Kilos of Heroin
Large bundle of cash.

Don't you people watch tv?

T4R

461 posts

269 months

Tuesday 25th November 2003
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cones
signs
blue flashing markers
stinger
first aid kit
powder fire extinguisher
tow rope
crow bar
bolt cutters
brush
shovel
space blanket
knife for cutting through seat belts or sharing the last donut
tape measure
breathalyser
camera
binoculars
tyre gauge
I-Spy book of iffy cars

Mad Dave

7,158 posts

283 months

Tuesday 25th November 2003
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Phil - being that you are either in a

Rover 214
Nova

or

Espace

Id have thought youd have ample time to have a gander at the boots contents

Oh and my guess is 'speeders'

roop

6,018 posts

304 months

Tuesday 25th November 2003
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Cones, adaptable signs and stands, flashing cats eyes, stinger, first aid kit, dry fire extinguisher, tow-rope, crow-bar, bolt cutters, brush, shovel, A-Z, silver blanket, seatbelt knife, tape measure, stopwatch, breatalyser, camera, binocs, tyre guage, tacho reader, symbol seeker (for hazardous spill identification), maglite, foreign phrase book.

Phew.

Roop

pmanson

Original Poster:

13,388 posts

273 months

Tuesday 25th November 2003
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Mad Dave said:
Phil - being that you are either in a

Rover 214
Nova

or

Espace

Id have thought youd have ample time to have a gander at the boots contents

Oh and my guess is 'speeders'




Okay, I owned a Nova (I was only 17 when I got it), I was loaned a Rover 214Si over last summer and when i'm back from uni I drive the old dears Espace.
Dave at least I don't look like a hairdresser in the Espace. I look like i've fathered 6 kids at a very early age instead LOL

>> Edited by pmanson on Tuesday 25th November 09:35

Mad Dave

7,158 posts

283 months

Tuesday 25th November 2003
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I would have thought you looked more like one of those kids that get left in the car while mummy pops into Tesco to buy some Farleys Rusks

drover

189 posts

269 months

Tuesday 25th November 2003
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Body Armour,
BioHazard suits,
Stinger,
a Lion,
assorted tow ropes,
A dogberry key ring,
Assorted Warning signs (ie 9c&6c Police Accident 3c Police Slow)
Magnums
Assorted bags (ie evidence, body bags, and the insulated ones to keep the pizza warm)
Blankets & MFA kits.
A tool box + Spares
Whistle

You could of course argue that not all TrafPol cars carry identical equipment (and it's not always in exactly the same place either....shock horror.)
Video equipment for example.


Sorry Tony losing the plot here..
You'd need lots of ACE stuff

jeremyc

26,691 posts

304 months

Tuesday 25th November 2003
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Not as much as the T5 drivers if you've only got a BMW.

JMGS4

8,872 posts

290 months

Tuesday 25th November 2003
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deltaf said:
A lifetimes supply of condoms if Mungo makes it to traffic duties id wager...

Mungo? Trafficpol? like to think one of our guys'd make it but isn't there a legal minimum lowth (height the other way round)???
Mungo ma friend, only joking!!