Try explaining these to your insurers ...

[streaky]

Streaky

[GreenV8S]

Blooming eck there's somebody still in that pickup! I wouldn't fancy dangling over that drop by a towhook.

[Balmoral Green]

My mothers Chevrolet Caprice was humped by a camel, it did a lot of rear end damage, that was one fun claim form to fill in.

[streaky]

My father had to deal with a claim for a very large construction truck that reversed over a 'bubble car' which had parked behind it. Dewscription of damage done to vehicle? ... "Burst!"

True, so he said - Streaky