Proper Police or Trafpols?
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tonyrec

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3,984 posts

276 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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Whilst dealing with a motorist on the side of the road i could hear people shouting.As i looked up and from around the corner a man and woman appeared. The woman was upset and shouting...in fact they both were.

The man then walked off and the woman came up to me and said," are you the proper Police or Traffic Police".

I thought to myself....how bloody rude before i replied, "Traffic Police".

She then walked off (I did smile tho)

wanty1974

3,704 posts

269 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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You should have stick a cone over her head.

streaky

19,311 posts

270 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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It was probably just a reflection of the apparent view Joe Public has that TrafPol cruise around all day booking motorists, and take no interest in any other illegal activity - Streaky

tonyrec

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276 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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Which is totally wrong......!

My shift have had 6 arrests in the last 7 days, recovering 2 stolen cars, 2 burglars (with property)1 who was wanted for theft offences and another for affray.

Not bad, and id like to see how the local Police station compares with the quality of arrests.
We are as they say, multi-talented and can deal with all sorts because apart from dealing with petty traffic offences we have the time to target and seek out and more importantly deal with incidents thoroughly.

puggit

49,338 posts

269 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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tonyrec said:
and more importantly deal with incidents thoroughly.
Careful Tony, you'll get the ladies panting with that kind of talk

Nick_F

10,598 posts

267 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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Maybe they meant 'proper' Police or Transport Police?

On a slightly different tack it does amuse me to see all the 'we want fewer cameras, more trafpol' comments on here: - as opposed to all the 'haven't the effing police got better things to do, like catching real criminals?' comments that you would have been reading had PH existed a few years ago.

tonyrec

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276 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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I had that the other day by a stroppy(***), woman.
Stopped her doing 75 in a 40 and she was taking the absolute p*ss with her driving and her manners.

She asked me why i wasnt out there catching burglars and rapists to which i replied, "ive tried that and sadly im no good at it but im great at catching dangerous drivers and people who do 75 in 40 limits".

Sometimes you have to deal with people in different ways that you are used too.

Nick_F

10,598 posts

267 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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'because I've never watched a rapist run a child over madam'...

gshughes

1,320 posts

276 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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How do the less savory members of the community get about ? same as us in cars, so I guess the trafpol do a lot of good work by pulling them over, and looking in the boot etc. That's why I fully support them pulling anybody over on the shakiest of pretexts, as long as it isn't me

tonyrec

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Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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That is a very good point. I certainly wouldnt complain if i was stopped for a routine check....except if i was late for work.

streaky

19,311 posts

270 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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tonyrec said:
Which is totally wrong......!

My shift have had 6 arrests in the last 7 days, recovering 2 stolen cars, 2 burglars (with property)1 who was wanted for theft offences and another for affray.

Not bad, and id like to see how the local Police station compares with the quality of arrests.
We are as they say, multi-talented and can deal with all sorts because apart from dealing with petty traffic offences we have the time to target and seek out and more importantly deal with incidents thoroughly.
I agree! Just saying that if you polled the man on the Clapham Omnibus, that's probably what he'd say - S

tonyrec

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276 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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Lol,

T4R

461 posts

270 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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Six arrests in seven days ? Should you be at Plod Towers filling out endless forms and home office statistics sheets rather than wasting your time on here, young man ?

domster

8,431 posts

291 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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If I did a Mungo I would like to work in either:

Traffic (cos I like cars!)

Tactical Firearms Unit (I used to do a little Police Pistol)

Or the Inspector Morse Dept that busies itself with drinking bitter and poking around Oxford back streets for murder clues like some big crossword puzzle. I am certainly grumpy enough to qualify

(Vice sounds quite exciting, but I bet the novelty wears off and the people you nick are even lower down the foodchain.)

tonyrec

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276 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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I wasnt involved in any of them this time , so i can unwind on here...until tomorrow that is.

tonyrec

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Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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domster said:

(Vice sounds quite exciting, but I bet the novelty wears off and the people you nick are even lower down the foodchain.)


Once youve seen one....youve seen em all !

streaky

19,311 posts

270 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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domster said:
If I did a Mungo I would like to work in either:

Traffic (cos I like cars!)

Tactical Firearms Unit (I used to do a little Police Pistol)

Or the Inspector Morse Dept that busies itself with drinking bitter and poking around Oxford back streets for murder clues like some big crossword puzzle. I am certainly grumpy enough to qualify

(Vice sounds quite exciting, but I bet the novelty wears off and the people you nick are even lower down the foodchain.)
You can get them all together in HMC&E (judging from 'The Knock') - S

domster

8,431 posts

291 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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The big question is: where will PC Mungo end up?

Maybe one of the Community Relations coppers handing out Tufty Club badges to kiddies, after having been caught in a compromising position with a WPC

silverback mike

11,292 posts

274 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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tonyrec said:
Which is totally wrong......!

My shift have had 6 arrests in the last 7 days, recovering 2 stolen cars, 2 burglars (with property)1 who was wanted for theft offences and another for affray.

Not bad, and id like to see how the local Police station compares with the quality of arrests.
We are as they say, multi-talented and can deal with all sorts because apart from dealing with petty traffic offences we have the time to target and seek out and more importantly deal with incidents thoroughly.


Tony, 6 in 7 days....Pah......One of my shift could do that! (and not crap arrests either)

tonyrec

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276 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2003
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Lol, yes, but we are only poor old Trafpol