Lunatic driver. What to do?
Lunatic driver. What to do?
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rocksteadyeddie

Original Poster:

7,971 posts

257 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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There is a small lane near to where I live which is a passing places only single-track road type job. I was on the way home on my bike this evening riding up said lane and caught up a Subaru Tribeca reg HK57 ***. I was riding a normal distance behind when he stopped in the middle of the lane blocking the oncoming traffic (perhaps two cars) and jumps out and comes towards me screaming his head off. He comes closer and starts poking me shouting that I am a "racist " that "MI5 are watching me" and that he "knows who I am". He then proceeds to look at the back of my bike and make a note of my regisration plate, and shouting about how he was going to report me to the police for racist abuse. I have summarised for the sake of this description but he accused me of being a "racist " half a dozen times or so.

So I ask of the wisdom of PH what should I do?

1) Get my defence in first and report him to the police?
2) Ignore it? He's clearly a lunatic and it was mistaken identity?
3) Something else?

For the sake of completeness I have never seen this guy, or his car, in my life. He is clearly unbalanced as I can think of no other reason to buy a Subara Tribeca.

David87

7,031 posts

242 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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Sounds mental. What race are you and what race was he? Wouldn't worry about it - the chap clearly sounds imbalanced.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

218 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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Report him as a paranoid schizo

Shaw Tarse

31,893 posts

233 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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You should have kicked him in the face/nuked from orbit etc wink
As asked by David what race(s) are involved ( impotent media) will base a opinion on this

Blackpig2

626 posts

211 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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Report him to MI5.

rocksteadyeddie

Original Poster:

7,971 posts

257 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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I am caucasian, and he was from the sub-continent I would guess. Hard to tell from inside a foggy visor on a dark lane though.

bazzo

97 posts

210 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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Wait until he pokes or threatens you again, then act immediatly and lay him out with one very hard punch to the face.. When the police arrive to wake him up, you simply explain to them that you feared for your safety and took the required action to protect yourself.... The law should be on your side. I for one would not allow anyne to start screaming abuse at me, let alone poke or push me without there being an immediate and affective response...

killsta

1,843 posts

258 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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bazzo said:
Wait until he pokes or threatens you again, then act immediatly and lay him out with one very hard punch to the face.. When the police arrive to wake him up, you simply explain to them that you feared for your safety and took the required action to protect yourself.... The law should be on your side. I for one would not allow anyne to start screaming abuse at me, let alone poke or push me without there being an immediate and affective response...
With your keyboard? wink

TDutchy

661 posts

225 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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Tell local plod? Quickly.

jas xjr

11,309 posts

269 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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he has to be barking mad in the first place to buy / drive one of those tribeca wotsits in the first place. might be an idea to report it asap though in case you meet the nutter again

Nardies

1,290 posts

249 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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I'm with him, you're clearly a racist. tongue out

inlovewithRWD

825 posts

202 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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killsta said:
bazzo said:
Wait until he pokes or threatens you again, then act immediatly and lay him out with one very hard punch to the face.. When the police arrive to wake him up, you simply explain to them that you feared for your safety and took the required action to protect yourself.... The law should be on your side. I for one would not allow anyne to start screaming abuse at me, let alone poke or push me without there being an immediate and affective response...
With your keyboard? wink
laugh

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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Your number plate doesn't have BNP in it, does it...?

Nigel Worc's

8,121 posts

218 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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If you felt threatened ........ report it.

If you didn't and can handle yourself, teach him a lesson if you see him again !

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Monday 18th January 2010
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Give this fellow a break..

He's probably being given a hard time by someone who looks like rocksteadyeverready...

rocksteadyeddie

Original Poster:

7,971 posts

257 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Told local plod which I think is sensible. I was offered a visit from the local bobby, and offered counselling if necessary. I said I think I will manage to get over the trauma.

On reflcetion, although it doesn't bother me unduly - I was brought up in Newcastle so it's hardly the worst thing that has ever happened - I'm not sure that a little old lady being assaulted on a dark country lane would feel the same way.


Emma Patterson

769 posts

205 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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rocksteadyeddie said:
There is a small lane near to where I live which is a passing places only single-track road type job. I was on the way home on my bike this evening riding up said lane and caught up a Subaru Tribeca reg HK57 ***. I was riding a normal distance behind when he stopped in the middle of the lane blocking the oncoming traffic (perhaps two cars) and jumps out and comes towards me screaming his head off. He comes closer and starts poking me shouting that I am a "racist " that "MI5 are watching me" and that he "knows who I am". He then proceeds to look at the back of my bike and make a note of my regisration plate, and shouting about how he was going to report me to the police for racist abuse. I have summarised for the sake of this description but he accused me of being a "racist " half a dozen times or so.

So I ask of the wisdom of PH what should I do?

1) Get my defence in first and report him to the police?
2) Ignore it? He's clearly a lunatic and it was mistaken identity?
3) Something else?

For the sake of completeness I have never seen this guy, or his car, in my life. He is clearly unbalanced as I can think of no other reason to buy a Subara Tribeca.
Maybe write a note of everything that happened whilst it is still clear in your head. Just in case he makes a report to the police and they come knocking.

jazzyjeff

3,652 posts

289 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Blackpig2 said:
Report him to MI5.
rofl

JJ

wildcat45

8,160 posts

219 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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I was brought up in Newcastle so it's hardly the worst thing that has ever happened

Probably a Mackem bonny lad.

Six Fiend

6,067 posts

245 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Next time tell him you're no racist but do enjoy making progress within the confines of road traffic law...