defence case statements
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loltolhurst

Original Poster:

1,994 posts

214 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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Hi,

Anyone had to write one of these? How long should they be and what should they contain? Any good guides on the net etc?

Thanks

V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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'It wasn't me'.

Dibble

13,276 posts

270 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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V8mate said:
'It wasn't me'.
Ah, the good old "Shaggy Defence".

Landlord

12,689 posts

287 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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"It was like it when I got here" H. Simpson.

G_T

16,163 posts

220 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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Dibble said:
V8mate said:
'It wasn't me'.
Ah, the good old "Shaggy Defence".
Chewbacca defence was always my favourite.


BarRefaeli

12,957 posts

262 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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G_T said:
Dibble said:
V8mate said:
'It wasn't me'.
Ah, the good old "Shaggy Defence".
Chewbacca defence was always my favourite.
That does not make sense.

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

228 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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"i didnt do it!"

lawrence567

7,507 posts

220 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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Dibble said:
V8mate said:
'It wasn't me'.
Ah, the good old "Shaggy Defence".
But she caught me on the counter

KaraK

13,833 posts

239 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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davido140

9,617 posts

256 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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lawrence567 said:
Dibble said:
V8mate said:
'It wasn't me'.
Ah, the good old "Shaggy Defence".
But she caught me on the counter
it wasnt me!

KaraK

13,833 posts

239 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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davido140 said:
lawrence567 said:
Dibble said:
V8mate said:
'It wasn't me'.
Ah, the good old "Shaggy Defence".
But she caught me on the counter
it wasnt me!
she heard the words that I told her!

911motorsport

7,251 posts

263 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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I'm sorry your honour but I had no idea what I was doing, I was as drunk as a Judge

judge "I think you'll find the saying is as sober as a Judge, and as drunk as a Lord!!

Sorry my Lord.



getmecoat

Edited by 911motorsport on Monday 8th February 16:26

lawrence567

7,507 posts

220 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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davido140 said:
lawrence567 said:
Dibble said:
V8mate said:
'It wasn't me'.
Ah, the good old "Shaggy Defence".
But she caught me on the counter
it wasnt me!
It wasnt me

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

228 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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lawrence567 said:
davido140 said:
lawrence567 said:
Dibble said:
V8mate said:
'It wasn't me'.
Ah, the good old "Shaggy Defence".
But she caught me on the counter
it wasnt me!
It wasnt me
LIARS!!!



.....[The Mental]




hehe

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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BarRefaeli said:
G_T said:
Dibble said:
V8mate said:
'It wasn't me'.
Ah, the good old "Shaggy Defence".
Chewbacca defence was always my favourite.
That does not make sense.
hehe

Sometimes I fear you are too subtle for your own good.

andy400

11,731 posts

261 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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lawrence567 said:
davido140 said:
lawrence567 said:
Dibble said:
V8mate said:
'It wasn't me'.
Ah, the good old "Shaggy Defence".
But she caught me on the counter
it wasnt me!
It wasnt me
I don't remember that from Scooby Doo. confused

V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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andy400 said:
lawrence567 said:
davido140 said:
lawrence567 said:
Dibble said:
V8mate said:
'It wasn't me'.
Ah, the good old "Shaggy Defence".
But she caught me on the counter
it wasnt me!
It wasnt me
I don't remember that from Scooby Doo. confused
Was it those pesky kids?

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

262 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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SO I was examining this cat closely for worms and POOF it turned into this beautiful seven year old girl from down the road. I don't know how she did it.
An that m'lud is the case for the defense.

Carnage

889 posts

262 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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loltolhurst said:
Hi,

Anyone had to write one of these? How long should they be and what should they contain? Any good guides on the net etc?

Thanks
If you need to do a DCS, then the matter is usually at Crown Court. I would suggest letting a good brief doing it for you!

johnfm

13,751 posts

280 months

Monday 8th February 2010
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Is this in response to civil litigation?

If so, you will have already acknowledged service of the claim, and signalled your intention to defend the claim.

Then, assuming you have a particulars of claim, you need to admit, deny or confirm you do not have enough information to admit or deny on every point in the claim.

If you omit a point, it will be assumed that yuo admit it.

If this is important, you should probably have a lawyer doing this for you.