Disappearance of Hatty the HedgeHog

[B 7 VP]

We wondered where the official Road safety code HedgeHog had gone to, fears of her uncertain whereabouts abounded on many forums, it was suggested she was having a short rest, before the next series of adverts.NOW all is revealed, she has been apprehended and taken into custody like the truth has, by thames valley police, and renamed " Spike" to assist with their campaign against Spiking Drinks.Must have been a input from Brunstrom there somewhere.Its on their Web.

[rude girl]

That's what they're telling you but it's another cover-up by HMG. Sadly the truth is that Hatty came to a quite ignominious end. You see, I got this new mascara, and I couldn't wait to try it out. I only had my eye off the road for a couple of seconds, but next thing I knew... splat - she was a flatty Hatty.

Sorry chaps. The mascara's lovely though

[deltaf]

deltaf said:

They were stupid ads anyway. I mean, jiving "hip" rad and cool hedgehogs doing a rap as they crossed the road? Im surprised they didnt get taken round the back and disposed of earlier..... Thats the trouble with me, no ability to distinguish between reality and fantasy.......i thought they were real.

[Graham]

rude girl said:

That's what they're telling you but it's another cover-up by HMG. Sadly the truth is that Hatty came to a quite ignominious end. You see, I got this new mascara, and I couldn't wait to try it out. I only had my eye off the road for a couple of seconds, but next thing I knew... splat - she was a flatty Hatty. Sorry chaps. The mascara's lovely though

Presumerably you felt perfectly safe to take your eye s off the road to do your mascara, as you were travelling below the speed limit and therfore couldnt possibly have an accident..

[v8thunder]

deltaf said:

deltaf said: They were stupid ads anyway. I mean, jiving "hip" rad and cool hedgehogs doing a rap as they crossed the road? Im surprised they didnt get taken round the back and disposed of earlier..... Thats the trouble with me, no ability to distinguish between reality and fantasy.......i thought they were real.

Yeah, that's my problem with them. It's all very well attracting everyone's attention with a cartoon character and a little song or something, but the reason why the Green Cross Code man worked so well was because it actually featured children crossing the road!

[WildCat]

v8thunder said:

deltaf said: deltaf said: They were stupid ads anyway. I mean, jiving "hip" rad and cool hedgehogs doing a rap as they crossed the road? Im surprised they didnt get taken round the back and disposed of earlier..... Thats the trouble with me, no ability to distinguish between reality and fantasy.......i thought they were real. Yeah, that's my problem with them. It's all very well attracting everyone's attention with a cartoon character and a little song or something, but the reason why the Green Cross Code man worked so well was because it actually featured children crossing the road!

And ours as well!

Already ranted on this all over the place!

[mybrainhurts]

I can reveal that Hatty was quite tasty.........with a spot of garlic.

[WildCat]

mybrainhurts said:

I can reveal that Hatty was quite tasty.........with a spot of garlic.

And the spikes can be used as toothpicks!