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Our force is currently filming for 'Brit Cops' which is screened later this month. I did a bit of camera stuff, as did a few others, but most officers weren't happy to have a camera crew along. Personally, I look a tit on it, as I am not camera friendly, but I did it, and just hope it comes across ok. The image of the 6'+ 18 stone copper is long gone i'm afraid. Several of our lot (ladies) just clear 5'. Still cracking coppers though.
PD9 said:
My local Police Constabulary consists of skinny or fat blokes and fat women. Back in my days as a mischievous teen, I'd have loved a chase over fences and hedges by one of todays beat officers. Mind you if they are not crashing they're cars, they are sitting in them.
Their grammar is probably better though.darren9 said:
PD9 said:
My local Police Constabulary consists of skinny or fat blokes and fat women. Back in my days as a mischievous teen, I'd have loved a chase over fences and hedges by one of todays beat officers. Mind you if they are not crashing they're cars, they are sitting in them.
Their grammar is probably better though.
In the 70s the City of London recruited women on the basis of looks, with the occasional ugly one thrown in for a bit of a laugh. Some were absolutley gorgeous.
One, rather gorgeous who went by the name of Jasmine, a transferee, was posted to my division/shift and, as the acting inspector, I let her settle before taking her out on patrol to say the normal supporting rubbish. So I asked her to stay behind after briefing and then said that I would be going out on patrol with her. As we walked along the corridor she said: I won't go out with you.
I stopped her and said something along the lines of: I don't know what your last force was like but down here If I give you an order, such as you will patrol with me, you will do so.
She said: I meant that I won't go out with you after work.
I said: If that's what happened with your last force I can tell you that it won't happen here.
She said: Two of your sergeants patrolled with me and asked me to go out with them afer work, both said that it could be to my benefit.
I told my chief super, a great bloke, and left the problem with him.
I phoned her last division and asked them why she'd transferred. One bloke said she was a lesbian. I asked him what evidence he had and it seemed to boil down to the fact that she wouldn't go to bed with him.
One, rather gorgeous who went by the name of Jasmine, a transferee, was posted to my division/shift and, as the acting inspector, I let her settle before taking her out on patrol to say the normal supporting rubbish. So I asked her to stay behind after briefing and then said that I would be going out on patrol with her. As we walked along the corridor she said: I won't go out with you.
I stopped her and said something along the lines of: I don't know what your last force was like but down here If I give you an order, such as you will patrol with me, you will do so.
She said: I meant that I won't go out with you after work.
I said: If that's what happened with your last force I can tell you that it won't happen here.
She said: Two of your sergeants patrolled with me and asked me to go out with them afer work, both said that it could be to my benefit.
I told my chief super, a great bloke, and left the problem with him.
I phoned her last division and asked them why she'd transferred. One bloke said she was a lesbian. I asked him what evidence he had and it seemed to boil down to the fact that she wouldn't go to bed with him.
14-7 said:
darren9 said:
PD9 said:
My local Police Constabulary consists of skinny or fat blokes and fat women. Back in my days as a mischievous teen, I'd have loved a chase over fences and hedges by one of todays beat officers. Mind you if they are not crashing they're cars, they are sitting in them.
Their grammar is probably better though.
- Streaky
darren9 said:
14-7 said:
darren9 said:
PD9 said:
My local Police Constabulary consists of skinny or fat blokes and fat women. Back in my days as a mischievous teen, I'd have loved a chase over fences and hedges by one of todays beat officers. Mind you if they are not crashing they're cars, they are sitting in them.
Their grammar is probably better though.
Great reply though Darren!
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