Chavs on the Prowl
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telecat

Original Poster:

8,528 posts

263 months

Friday 23rd April 2004
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Wife at work noticed a crappy old fiesta, in the car park(Thats what She thinks it was anyway). Alarm goes off and She spots two Chavs trying to nick a 2.0 Mondeo. Alerts the "Heavy Mob" and they charge out and chase them off before they manage to do any more damage. They just manage to get back in the fester for a getaway. WHat do you think happens next????

Wacky Racer

40,506 posts

269 months

Friday 23rd April 2004
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Go on.....

telecat

Original Poster:

8,528 posts

263 months

Friday 23rd April 2004
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Swine decide to be brave and do doughnuts tellling the "mob" they'll be back for the car later. Wife's on the phone to BiB who hadn't turned up an Hour later. Mind I wouldn't have like to have seen what the "heavy mob" would have done if they had caught them. They are a bit useful. Luckily for the "Chavs" the Boss turned up in the 996 Turbo and not the Old Shogun. That would have been......amusing!

>> Edited by telecat on Friday 23 April 00:21

rospa

494 posts

270 months

Friday 23rd April 2004
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telecat said:
Luckily for the "Chavs" the Boss turned up in the 996 Turbo and not the Old Shogun. That would have been......amusing!

>> Edited by telecat on Friday 23 April 00:21


I think there is a lot to be said for driving round in a battered old 4x4. The fun you could have with some people

Tafia

2,658 posts

270 months

Friday 23rd April 2004
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For the definition of "chav" see here

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

Can anyone tell me the correct pronunciation of 'chav'

Is the Ch as in CHat or as in SHave.

Cheers

T

james_j

3,996 posts

277 months

Friday 23rd April 2004
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For more definitions / further explanation, see www.chavscum.co.uk

DanL

6,579 posts

287 months

Friday 23rd April 2004
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It's a hard CH sound, as in chair, chat, etc. (Or so I believe).

Dan

mcflurry

9,184 posts

275 months

Friday 23rd April 2004
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Its 'Ch' as in Chatham chav

deltaf

6,806 posts

275 months

Friday 23rd April 2004
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mcflurry said:
Its 'Ch' as in Chatham chav


Its Chav as in ....

telecat

Original Poster:

8,528 posts

263 months

Monday 26th April 2004
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As a follow up. BiB still to respond over a week later. Has My wife wondering why she bothered. Of course If the chav's been caught by the Mob they would have no doubt been down asap arresting the "hevy Mob" because they would have been defending their property.