MC Deputy Chief "rapped"!
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telecat

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8,528 posts

263 months

Wednesday 28th April 2004
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D-Angle

4,468 posts

264 months

Wednesday 28th April 2004
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Sad bloke said:
I'm just a white boy called the Deputy CC / They said I'd never make it as a bitchin' MC / You got it all wrong, cos now here I am / Giving it for real in the North Wales BPA jam
They call me Roxy, or Ms Dynamo on stage / Unlike my brother here, I never look my age / I'm goin' to spill it all about the boys in blue / Show you what it's like within the not-so-solid crew

So listen! Watch a doin' here today / Checkin' what the Heddlu Gogledd Cymru gotta say / Put away your cameras and your note pads for a spell / I got a story that I really need to tell

Bein' in the dibble is no cakewalk when you're black / If you don't get fitted, then you'll prob'ly get the sack / You're better chillin', lie down and just be passive / No place for us just yet in the Colwyn Bay Massive

The Beeb Man stuffed us with the Secret Policeman / It's no good moanin' cos' he found the Ku Klux Klan / Job ain't what it used to be; it's full of blacks and gays / It was just us white homies in the really good ole' days

So what we bothrin' with this stinkin' institution / No love, no heart, no sense, no proper constitution / No-one loves the coppers cos' we're rotten to the core / Cross between the devil and a governmental whore

What is the purpose of a black association? / It's just another stupid race relations job creation / We got our meetings and our various sub-committees / Packed with some do-gooders and a lot more Walter Mittys

Forget all of that bulls**t an' I'll tell u why we're here / Things are sometimes better than they usually appear / The New World Order means the streets are gettin' hot /Trust in one another is really all we got

The BPA is sayin' that we're all in the same boat / Black or white in blue, we're all wearin' the same coat / If this don't happen then the lot of us are screwed / Caught up in the mis'ry of the international feud

So Roger, Nick and Larbi will you give us one more chance / Danny and Silvana, I'd really like to dance / To Essi and to Imdad I want to give a hand / Let's hear it for Ms Dynamo and all her backin' band

There's no time for jam tomorrow, we need the jam today / That's why we launchin' our association in this way / Thank you all for coming and remember what we say / Support your local sheriff and the North Wales BPA.
Please tell me someone videoed this! The audince must have been soaking in sweat from embarassment by the time it was finished.

lunarscope

2,901 posts

264 months

Wednesday 28th April 2004
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What a naive prick.
Reminds me of those stories of 'trendy' Vicars trying to encourage the 'yoof' that it's cool to go to church. Sad !

kurgis

166 posts

265 months

Wednesday 28th April 2004
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Thats pretty grim

crazylegs

482 posts

265 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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Hmmm... Why does this remind me of the David Brent scene where he introduces himself to the Swindon "gang"?

cortinaman

3,230 posts

275 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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i dont think dr dre has anything to worry about......tbh i think even vanilla ice and snow can hold their head up to claim that even the stuff they released wasnt as shit as that.

actually......snow could collaberate with them to release a new version of 'informer'!

>> Edited by cortinaman on Thursday 29th April 04:32

JMGS4

8,878 posts

292 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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I think it's disgusting that a public servant should be so media concious that he panders to a minimalistic uneducated racial minority "singing" something that even a monkey wouldn't call music..... obviously following the example of his Führer (leader in german for those who might think I'm implying that Brunstom is a Nazi, I just think that he's a media hyped idiot who should be relieved of all responsability as he's a proven waste-of-space,as agreed by the majority of Northwalians!)

Tafia

2,658 posts

270 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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JMGS4 said:
I think it's disgusting that a public servant should be so media concious that he panders to a minimalistic uneducated racial minority "singing" something that even a monkey wouldn't call music..... obviously following the example of his Führer (leader in german for those who might think I'm implying that Brunstom is a Nazi, I just think that he's a media hyped idiot who should be relieved of all responsability as he's a proven waste-of-space,as agreed by the majority of Northwalians!)


Rock on.

You may be interested to learn that the ethnic minorities in Flintshire for example, make up 0.8% of population and the main ethnic group is Chinese.

autismuk

1,529 posts

262 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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Is this serious ? Did he really do this ?

F**king hell.

Tafia

2,658 posts

270 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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autismuk said:
Is this serious ? Did he really do this ?

F**king hell.


Yes he did and photos were taken.

It was scanned and posted on this site.