Fender bender with a drunk driver
Fender bender with a drunk driver
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Marty Funkhouser

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5,443 posts

212 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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Sitting in a queue of traffic at the lights for a good 20 seconds, the car behind me has been stationary for the same amount of time. All of a sudden I feel a whack behind me.

I get out, inspect the damage and there is literally nothing apart from a small scratch which, on my snotter, is just not worth the hassle. I say to the guy "dont worry about it".

I assumed he'd been shoved into me, but he hadnt and he looked pi55ed to me - ruddy face, bleary eyes and slighlty slurred words. I'd already told him to forget about it though.

I got into my car and drove off - should I have called the old bill? Whats the form? Citizens arrest?

SimonV8ster

13,034 posts

259 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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If you've gone not much can be done about it. If you have his reg no. tell the plod about your suspicions as they might catch him in the act again.

deveng

3,920 posts

211 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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Just think, because you did nothing, he might have crashed into a bus stop full of people. Or crashed into a family driving home.

If they are pissed, call the police. Fairly simple.

Marty Funkhouser

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5,443 posts

212 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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deveng said:
Just think, because you did nothing, he might have crashed into a bus stop full of people. Or crashed into a family driving home.

If they are pissed, call the police. Fairly simple.
I have no proof he was pissed, just my impression.

jake15919

738 posts

196 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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He might have had a stroke, and you left him to die.

autobahney

79 posts

216 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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bet he's glad he started the thread now biggrin

Acheron

643 posts

195 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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Marty Funkhouser said:
I have no proof he was pissed, just my impression.
Doesnt matter. Call the bill and we'll always turn up to a bump where someone is suspected pissed. If he tries to walk off, you can always detain him, however it might not be worth the hassle unless he's going to drive off.

If he goes to drive off, give the plate to the cops. If he drives off without giving details, thats a simple fail to stop.

Marty Funkhouser

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5,443 posts

212 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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Acheron said:
Doesnt matter. Call the bill and we'll always turn up to a bump where someone is suspected pissed. If he tries to walk off, you can always detain him, however it might not be worth the hassle unless he's going to drive off.

If he goes to drive off, give the plate to the cops. If he drives off without giving details, thats a simple fail to stop.
If I'd realised straight away thats probably what I'd have done, it wasnt til I was walking back to my car that it dawned on me that he might be pissed.

Stu R

21,701 posts

246 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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Because of you, he might have crashed into a car filled with explosives headed that has now failed to reach it's target and detonate. Congrats!

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

261 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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Marty Funkhouser said:
ruddy face, bleary eyes and slightly slurred words.
Pissed, or Welsh?

NiceCupOfTea

25,607 posts

282 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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I'd be a bit pissed off he didn't even get out or apologise...

Did you check whether your boot opens?

geeteeaye

2,369 posts

190 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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NiceCupOfTea said:
I'd be a bit pissed off he didn't even get out or apologise...

Did you check whether your boot opens?
Where does OP say he didn't?

If there's nay a scratch I'd doubt the boot/hatch will be dented!

Marty Funkhouser

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5,443 posts

212 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Pissed, or Welsh?
Scottish as it happens...

NiceCupOfTea

25,607 posts

282 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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geeteeaye said:
NiceCupOfTea said:
I'd be a bit pissed off he didn't even get out or apologise...

Did you check whether your boot opens?
Where does OP say he didn't?

If there's nay a scratch I'd doubt the boot/hatch will be dented!
I inferred that he just sat there while the OP got out and checked. I may have the wrong end of the stick.

I got rear ended 10 years ago by a pratt in a Chavalier. All looked fine, didn't swap details, not even a scratch on the bumper. Got home, boot jammed shut. Eventually freed it up and saw the state of the boot floor eek Bumpers bounce back but you don't know what they look like underneath...

Fastra

4,289 posts

240 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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Was it Alex Ferguson?

Marty Funkhouser

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5,443 posts

212 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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NiceCupOfTea said:
I inferred that he just sat there while the OP got out and checked. I may have the wrong end of the stick.

I got rear ended 10 years ago by a pratt in a Chavalier. All looked fine, didn't swap details, not even a scratch on the bumper. Got home, boot jammed shut. Eventually freed it up and saw the state of the boot floor eek Bumpers bounce back but you don't know what they look like underneath...
Boot is fine. He got out just as I was standing up from having had a look at the damage.

skinley

1,681 posts

191 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
ruddy face, bleary eyes and slightly slurred words.
Pissed, or Welsh?
Sounds like an average Scotsman to me, did he have ginger hair?

skinley

1,681 posts

191 months

Thursday 28th April 2011
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Marty Funkhouser said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Pissed, or Welsh?
Scottish as it happens...
Damn, beat me to it.

streaky

19,311 posts

280 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
ruddy face, bleary eyes and slightly slurred words.
Pissed, or Welsh?
Or a certain Labour peer?

Streaky

Jasandjules

72,684 posts

260 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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Marty Funkhouser said:
I got into my car and drove off - should I have called the old bill? Whats the form? Citizens arrest?
You can call them if you think he's drunk.

Should you? Well, ideally yes.