FM3 - The Jelly Strikes Back - Digitally Remastered
FM3 - The Jelly Strikes Back - Digitally Remastered
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Silverbullet767

Original Poster:

11,253 posts

235 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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Calling all jellyheads, something missing in your lives? Longing for a car that has side wheel drive? Foaming at the mouth? Do you shout at traffic? Are you currently sat in you own mess?

Then I have found what you are looking for.

I, being of unsound mind and mayor of Jelly Belly industries invite you + your imaginary friend to participate in a night side splitting, laugh till you st yourself racing and tagging. The rules of Jelly club are.

1. THERE ARE NO RULES.

Well there are, but not for the race/tag.

You must buy a car , that's a rule. It must be a SUV or pickup truck.

VW Toerag BANNED.

Ride Height must be set to HIGHEST
Spring Rate must be set to SOFTEST
Roll bars must be set to SOFTEST

i.e. it must handle like a bowl of jelly

NO AERO

ALL CARS MUST HAVE DAFT PAINT JOBS, use your imagination, but they must be as silly as possible

No other restrictions, make it as powerful as you like, all engine swaps allowed.

Cant be arsed to make one? Well lucky you I have already cooked one up on my storefront (Silverbullet767), it's free but you will need around 450k to build it.

'Racing' will take place on smaller than a small thing tracks, and will consist mainly of.

TAG - Virus
TAG - Keep the IT
TAG - Pass the IT
RACE

Any suggestions welcome if you can think of anything zany.

NO POINTS, NO PRIZES, NO CHAMPIONSHIP, this is for sts and giggles only, drop in drop out whenever you like.

First date - TUESDAY 7th JUNE 21:00, it should last for around 1-1.5hrs per night (sometimes longer!)

Names on the back of a penguin please (or you could use that handy table)

PH Name Gamertag
Silverbullet767 Silverbullet767



totlxtc

2,085 posts

188 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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OH GOTTA HAVE A CRACK AT THIS!

Stick me in a DODGE RAM! biggrin

PH Name Gamertag
Silverbullet767 Silverbullet767
Totlxtc Totlxtc DODGE RAM!



Edited by totlxtc on Monday 23 May 17:01

MotorsportTom

3,343 posts

190 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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I am also down for this and i'll probably just use the Ml63 that I already have.



Btw isn't thursdays the classic's night?

totlxtc

2,085 posts

188 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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MotorsportTom said:
I am also down for this and i'll probably just use the Ml63 that I already have.



Btw isn't thursdays the classic's night?
Yes Thursday is.....But this is Tuesday you GHEY!

MotorsportTom

3,343 posts

190 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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totlxtc said:
MotorsportTom said:
I am also down for this and i'll probably just use the Ml63 that I already have.



Btw isn't thursdays the classic's night?
Yes Thursday is.....But this is Tuesday you GHEY!
Is this the bit where I feel silly?

Well I do boxedin



Maybe I should get some glasses? nerd

Alex@POD

6,454 posts

244 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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scratchchin Might have to build another car for this then! I fancy an X6, but I'm worried it might be too light wink

Chunkychucky

6,094 posts

198 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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Hell to the YES good work Dave hehe


PH Name Gamertag
Silverbullet767 Silverbullet767
Totlxtc Totlxtc DODGE RAM!
Chunkychucky Forzaracing


davepoth

29,395 posts

228 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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I think I'll be in for this. I just need to find something daft.

Mighty Flex

925 posts

200 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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I need to get back into forza. This looks like a good idea. something sensible biggrin

I have a ml63 that flips itself on flat ground if you do donuts...

sidaorb

5,595 posts

235 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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Hell yes!! But I dont think I have my Blimp paint anymore.

gog440

9,298 posts

219 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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bks

I love the jellybelly racing but I will be in france on my way to LeMans.

Not a happy bunny nowfrown

C2james

4,685 posts

194 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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I'm in for this, I've done a tiny bit of testing and the cayenne is still ok round the corners compared to a few others even though it's lifts it's front wheel.

Silverbullet767

Original Poster:

11,253 posts

235 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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gog440 said:
bks

I love the jellybelly racing but I will be in france on my way to LeMans.

Not a happy bunny nowfrown
It'll be on more than once, you'll get a shot!

Silverbullet767

Original Poster:

11,253 posts

235 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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C2james said:
I'm in for this, I've done a tiny bit of testing and the cayenne is still ok round the corners compared to a few others even though it's lifts it's front wheel.
Why are you trying to make it handle? hehe

GenePoolReject13

1,970 posts

218 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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PH Name Gamertag
Silverbullet767 Silverbullet767
Totlxtc Totlxtc DODGE RAM!
Chunkychucky Forzaracing
Genepoolreject Genepoolreject



I'm in! Cant promise I will make every night if it moves from tuesdays to another day of the week but I'm up for it.

C2james

4,685 posts

194 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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Silverbullet767 said:
Why are you trying to make it handle? hehe
I'm not, it's just naturally one of the best handling jelly cars I've built.

Silverbullet767

Original Poster:

11,253 posts

235 months

Tuesday 24th May 2011
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4 confirmed then (thats on the table), who else?


GT Kodiak

2,907 posts

208 months

Tuesday 24th May 2011
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PH Name Gamertag
Silverbullet767 Silverbullet767
Totlxtc Totlxtc DODGE RAM!
Chunkychucky Forzaracing
Genepoolreject Genepoolreject
GT Kodiak GT Kodiak


I do like the thought of an X6 however... The El Camino is a pickup wink

Does it count?

MotorsportTom

3,343 posts

190 months

Tuesday 24th May 2011
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PH Name Gamertag Car
Silverbullet767 Silverbullet767
Totlxtc Totlxtc DODGE RAM!
Chunkychucky Forzaracing
Genepoolreject Genepoolreject
GT Kodiak GT Kodiak
MotorsportTom AdeptCord3 ML63

totlxtc

2,085 posts

188 months

Tuesday 24th May 2011
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MotorsportTom said:
=PH Name=||=Gamertag=||=Car=||
Silverbullet767 Silverbullet767
Totlxtc Totlxtc DODGE RAM!
Chunkychucky Forzaracing
Genepoolreject Genepoolreject
GT Kodiak GT Kodiak
MotorsportTom AdeptCord3 ML63
Glad your in Tom....cant wait to tag you into the nearest wall!