Forza Widows...
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jenpot

Original Poster:

472 posts

216 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Anyone else?

I get half the forum while he plays Forza 3 with the other half of Pistonheads....

Some nice cars mind you!

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

222 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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I appear to be the only PH gamer who's not on it constantly, I have to play CoD4 with all sorts of random wierdo's and Americans now.

sidaorb

5,595 posts

235 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Picture this......laying in bed this morning......the OH says to me.....

'I think you love Forza more than me.........'

ok maybe the pause was a fraction too long.........

But I made a perfect recovery (or so I thought), when I replied.....

'Do you mean Forza 2 or Forza 3?'

If anyone finds some spare gonads at the side of the road they may be mine!!!!

WeirdNeville

6,049 posts

244 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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I got much the same from my other half. Luckily I was able to remind her that she spent more on a guitar then I spent on my last 2 cars combined, and she spends 3 hours a day practicing.

That's Forza and CoD4 time baby, yeah!

Mr Dave

3,233 posts

224 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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My girlfriend has stolen it off me.

And she gets to play it while im on night shift. frown

Ikemi

8,610 posts

234 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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My girlfriend hates the XBox and rarely ever asks to play any games ... So she has gone up North to visit friends and family for an entire week whilst I play Forza 3! smile

y2blade

56,318 posts

244 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Mr Dave said:
My girlfriend has stolen it off me.

And she gets to play it while im on night shift. frown
same here

I have made the mistake of letting my otherhalf have a go rolleyes..she's won her first race yesterday afternoon and loves it..she was on it for about 2 hours

smile

It shows how accessable Forza 3 is with the settings all changed over to easy everything and full assists.......she could never have won a race on Forza 2

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

257 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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My fiancee walked in on Thurs night and saw me playing FM3. She commented on how nice the scenery looked and wondered if she could have a go (she hasn't really played anything on the xbox before).

I handed her the control and immediately was in a fit of hysterics. She couldn't get it out of first gear and even managed to roll the car (BMW M5) on a corner in first! She was wobbling around the road like a nutter. What really made me laugh was the way she was moving her whole body everytime she made an attempt to turn a corner. Very funny!

y2blade

56,318 posts

244 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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funkyrobot said:
My fiancee walked in on Thurs night and saw me playing FM3. She commented on how nice the scenery looked and wondered if she could have a go (she hasn't really played anything on the xbox before).

I handed her the control and immediately was in a fit of hysterics. She couldn't get it out of first gear and even managed to roll the car (BMW M5) on a corner in first! She was wobbling around the road like a nutter. What really made me laugh was the way she was moving her whole body everytime she made an attempt to turn a corner. Very funny!
lol mine was leaning and tilting the joypad over to each side as she was steering

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Edited by y2blade on Monday 26th October 08:57

S3_Graham

12,835 posts

228 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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funkyrobot said:
My fiancee walked in on Thurs night and saw me playing FM3. She commented on how nice the scenery looked and wondered if she could have a go (she hasn't really played anything on the xbox before).

I handed her the control and immediately was in a fit of hysterics. She couldn't get it out of first gear and even managed to roll the car (BMW M5) on a corner in first! She was wobbling around the road like a nutter. What really made me laugh was the way she was moving her whole body everytime she made an attempt to turn a corner. Very funny!
Haha mine does the same, her first comment was.. 'OMG whats that piece of st your driving' was driving a dark green mk2 golf frown. I then told her, to which she replied 'looks like your st old car' which was a green mk3 vr6!!

argh she just does not get it, however she will play Viva bloody pinata for hours and hours!

y2blade

56,318 posts

244 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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I set mine off in the E92 M3 to start with..she said it was a big old lardy bus eek

she did better in the M3 GTR and loved the pimped-out Range Rover

GasolineFire

2,907 posts

208 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Mine has started her own Career...

I was playing when she got in from work.

She comes in and say "I'm just going to get on with dinner"...

I STUPIDLY persuade her to have "A RACE"...

Over an hour later I suggest that perhaps I should cook dinner... She says "No, I just want to finish my first championship (that's the Sunday championships mind)".

It wouldn't have been too bad but she kept side swiping people and accusing the computer drivers of maliciously spinning her out! Each time this happened she'd restart...

Still, god bless her, she was doing it with only ABS on and an Auto Box =)

Xenocide

4,286 posts

237 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Funny you should mention that, This was her indoors' status last night..




S3_Graham

12,835 posts

228 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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GasolineFire said:
Mine has started her own Career...

I was playing when she got in from work.

She comes in and say "I'm just going to get on with dinner"...

I STUPIDLY persuade her to have "A RACE"...

Over an hour later I suggest that perhaps I should cook dinner... She says "No, I just want to finish my first championship (that's the Sunday championships mind)".

It wouldn't have been too bad but she kept side swiping people and accusing the computer drivers of maliciously spinning her out! Each time this happened she'd restart...

Still, god bless her, she was doing it with only ABS on and an Auto Box =)
lol hasnt mastered the rewind button yet then...

vdubbin

2,175 posts

226 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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I'm tempted to get Herself to give it a go as well, but she'll get bored after an hour and go back to playing Farm Town.

GasolineFire

2,907 posts

208 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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S3_Graham said:
GasolineFire said:
Mine has started her own Career...

... It wouldn't have been too bad but she kept side swiping people and accusing the computer drivers of maliciously spinning her out! Each time this happened she'd restart...

Still, god bless her, she was doing it with only ABS on and an Auto Box =)
lol hasnt mastered the rewind button yet then...
In her exact words... "I'm not using that crap, that's not racing..."

LukeBird

17,170 posts

238 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Xenocide said:
Funny you should mention that, This was her indoors' status last night..

rofl

:J:

2,593 posts

254 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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My OH has harped on about the fact she is an Xbox widow for about 5 years now !!

Told her to get a button installed on her person that I can press when I want to play and press again when I want silence hehe

Only got one black eye for that one..... getmecoat

Shinobi

5,129 posts

219 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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vdubbin said:
I'm tempted to get Herself to give it a go as well, but she'll get bored after an hour and go back to playing Farm Town.
What the hell is Farm Town? lol.

ih8thisname

2,699 posts

229 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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My wife doesn't believe that it's other people I am speaking with when I play the xbox - she's convinced I just sit here and shout at the television.