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[Mrs Fish]

My mum's new dog came to stop for the week and this was the first time he had seen cows

[Mrs Fish]

Thrown in this one because I liked it and it is one of the few we managed to get him to stand still for.

I have every admiration for Get Carter in photographing his dog, its blinkin hard work

[petros]

The fourth cow from the left is saying "OOO. Look girls, he's got a Stiffy!!!"

[beano500]

"Mooooooooooo-ve along please, nothing to see here....."

[chim_knee]

Mrs Fish said:

Dog: WOOF, WOOOOF! [translation: MAP, M... A... P..]
Cow: MOO [translation: uh?]
Dog: WOOF... [translation: tch, anyone got a pen?]


Or is that too obscure?

[petros]

"Come along Ladies, It's time for bed"
"Feck me, Girls, It's a talking dog"

[MrFlibbles]

1st Cow: "Moo!"
2nd Cow: "I was gonna say that!"

[white_van_man]

MrFlibbles said:

1st Cow: "Moo!" 2nd Cow: "I was gonna say that!"

[John Lloyd]

Hw many cows does it take to change a light bulb?

'uddereds

[petros]

"Foot and Mouth my arse, You're all just fecking mad"

[_dobbo_]

John Lloyd said:

Hw many cows does it take to change a light bulb? 'uddereds

Ouch!

[406]

Dog to Cows - Don't you worry about Mad Cow Disease?

Cow to Dog - Why should we, were sheep!

[Mrs Fish]

[FourWheelDrift]

Mrs Fish said:

My mum's new dog came to stop for the week and this was the first time he had seen cows

Dog - "Oh you'll love this one, What do cows get when they are sick -.....Hay Fever......... Here's another amooosing one, where do all the cows live in America? - Moo York City...hey? Did you like that one?.....Now take my mother-in-law....for gods sake someone take her...."