I wish I didn't have a camera

[miniman]

Because then my mate would never have said "can you do me a favour and stand in a field for 2 days taking photos of horses?" and I would now still have the will to live

[UKbob]

Tie a feederbag full of oats to your face, shoe your shoes man, and strap a hairy remote controlled tail to your arse. You're just lacking the spirit...

[crmcatee]

they all look the same - is it not quicker to take one photo of a horse, take photographs of all the riders and then photoshop them onto the horse. At least you'll see a bit of Le mans..

[miniman]

crmcatee said:

they all look the same - is it not quicker to take one photo of a horse, take photographs of all the riders and then photoshop them onto the horse. At least you'll see a bit of Le mans..

Having just got back from day 2 of horse hell, I really wish I'd thought of that! At least the boredom was temporarily averted with a nice hospitalisation complete with blood everywhere. Sadly the horse was unhurt

[crmcatee]

Why is there never one called Glue Factory ?

[UKbob]

miniman said:

hospitalisation complete with blood everywhere. Sadly the horse was unhurt

What happened?

[miniman]

UKbob said:

miniman said:

hospitalisation complete with blood everywhere. Sadly the horse was unhurt

What happened?

Horse stopped, rider didn't. Face + ground = face full of the red stuff.

[UKbob]

miniman said:

UKbob said:

miniman said:

hospitalisation complete with blood everywhere. Sadly the horse was unhurt

What happened?

Horse stopped, rider didn't. Face + ground = face full of the red stuff.

Ouch.

[tr7v8]

Young ladies + Jodphurs = Perv mode on!

[miniman]

tr7v8 said:

Young ladies + Jodphurs = Perv mode on!

In some cases, but to be honest the majority of them had the standard issue fat arse fat thighs massive overhanging gut look that the horsey types seem to carry.

[UKbob]

miniman said:

tr7v8 said:

Young ladies + Jodphurs = Perv mode on!

In some cases, but to be honest the majority of them had the standard issue fat arse fat thighs massive overhanging gut look that the horsey types seem to carry.

The bloody horses should be riding them, then.

[lowdrag]

I've always wanted to buy a Derby entrant and rename it "My Face". Then I don't care where it finishes but just want to hear all the crumpet calling out


Come on My Face...................