Ms Naked Beauty

[Stigmundfreud]

Anyone else watching this? Out of interest how on earth did they get the skin shots? Guessing they negd the shot then ramped up contrast?

[Mrs Trackside]

I'm watching it. What a load of pooh!

I thought the idea of the programme was to change the established idea of beauty. So, what are all these girls?

5ft 8, size 8 and 22 years old!

Every single one of those women looks like the sort of women that are in magazines and on televison all the time. Where are the older women? the over size 12s? the ones who are not classically pretty?

[Stigmundfreud]

tbh I dont want to watch a bunch of biffers on prime time*

now back to this effect they used...

• only joking

[Mrs Trackside]

I don't know how they do the pictures, I've tried googling but I can't find it and got bored.

And another thing. Why is Mylene Klass wearing make-up? And how did they manage to find so many stupid women to make this programme?

[Simpo Two]

How come I don't suddenly feel insecure and unattractive if I see a photo of a male model, or smartly dressed male mannekins in shop windows?

Oh yeah, I guess I'm just basically secure

[Mrs Trackside]

Simpo Two said:

How come I don't suddenly feel insecure and unattractive if I see a photo of a male model, or smartly dressed male mannekins in shop windows?

Oh yeah, I guess I'm just basically secure

coz you're a bloke and they're (generally) not judged on their looks, (although it is starting to happen more often these days)

[Simpo Two]

Mrs Trackside said:

coz you're a bloke and they're (generally) not judged on their looks, (although it is starting to happen more often these days)

You mean women will marry any ugly old git as long as he's richer than fois gras in oyster sauce with a fried egg on top?!

You may be right!

Edited by Simpo Two on Tuesday 4th November 20:52

[Mrs Trackside]

Simpo Two said:

Mrs Trackside said:

coz you're a bloke and they're (generally) not judged on their looks, (although it is starting to happen more often these days)

You mean women will marry any ugly old git as long as he's richer than fois gras in oyster sauce with a fried egg on top?!

yes.

[Simpo Two]

Dang.

[Mrs Trackside]

Simpo Two said:

Dang.

[Gruffy]

Female swamp donkeys try to convince the world that they're the ones that are actually pretty? Should blokes without a pot to piss in be trying to convince the world that poor men is what women actually want?

Some people get lucky with genes and are born pretty, some people get lucky with the birth lottery and are born into wealth. If you're not so lucky and you're that bloody bothered about it then you can change both.

[Stigmundfreud]

ok so far we have a jealous Mrs T and a Simpo Two who's just had his hoped dashed (Always the photographer never the bride hey?) So I'm thinking it was def a neg swap then contrast, will try it

[Mrs Trackside]

Gruffy said:

Female swamp donkeys try to convince the world that they're the ones that are actually pretty? Should blokes without a pot to piss in be trying to convince the world that poor men is what women actually want?

Some people get lucky with genes and are born pretty, some people get lucky with the birth lottery and are born into wealth. If you're not so lucky and you're that bloody bothered about it then you can change both.

I know all that I'm not moaning about how I look

I thought the whole point of the programme was to turn the head on what is considered to be beauty. One of those women is going to have a pretty high profile position when she wins, but all those women are the usual vacuous bints that are in beauty contents, i.e. they look pretty (in a conventional type way, but they're as thick as pig pooh

[Stigmundfreud]

Mrs Trackside said:

Gruffy said:

Female swamp donkeys try to convince the world that they're the ones that are actually pretty? Should blokes without a pot to piss in be trying to convince the world that poor men is what women actually want?

Some people get lucky with genes and are born pretty, some people get lucky with the birth lottery and are born into wealth. If you're not so lucky and you're that bloody bothered about it then you can change both.

I know all that I'm not moaning about how I look

I thought the whole point of the programme was to turn the head on what is considered to be beauty. One of those women is going to have a pretty high profile position when she wins, but all those women are the usual vacuous bints that are in beauty contents, i.e. they look pretty (in a conventional type way, but they're as thick as pig pooh

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=T4y5b7INvqE

[Stigmundfreud]

and for simpo http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jGuU3c60B4Y&feat...

[Mrs Trackside]

Stigmundfreud said:

and for simpo http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jGuU3c60B4Y&feat...

[Mrs Trackside]

Stigmundfreud said:

Mrs Trackside said:

Gruffy said:

Female swamp donkeys try to convince the world that they're the ones that are actually pretty? Should blokes without a pot to piss in be trying to convince the world that poor men is what women actually want?

Some people get lucky with genes and are born pretty, some people get lucky with the birth lottery and are born into wealth. If you're not so lucky and you're that bloody bothered about it then you can change both.

I know all that I'm not moaning about how I look

I thought the whole point of the programme was to turn the head on what is considered to be beauty. One of those women is going to have a pretty high profile position when she wins, but all those women are the usual vacuous bints that are in beauty contents, i.e. they look pretty (in a conventional type way, but they're as thick as pig pooh

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=T4y5b7INvqE

Blimey! and here's me being naive enough to believe the Dove girls were real