Head Scarves

[road2ruin]

Why is it no matter how consideratly I drive, how many people I let out of turnings and how I never hoot my horn when someone cuts me up I never seem to get the same respect from women in Head scarves?

When out in the Tiv most people are happy to let me out of a turning as they long to get a lasting look at the car and hear that beautiful exhaust note. However, you could wait at a junction til the pope gets laid and still not be let out by a woman in a head scalf. The funny thing is they adjust them while parked accross the front of you on the yellow hatchings so as to illiminate any chance of eye contact. Also why do they also all drive Mercedes? Is there a conspiracy going on???

Peter

[V8S]

Kind of noticed that, but I've also noticed more propensity recently for people to stay in front of me instead of clearing out of the way. When I bought the car, people would dive for an inside lane. Now that rarely happens. And I wasn't exactly climbing into their boot either...

Maybe my manic leering grin has faded over the months and I do not now present a sufficiently frightening countenance to my fellow road warriors. I should work on it perhaps, but driving the Tiv usually gives me one of these

Does anyone under 50 and without a rich husband with a pile in the shires wear a headscarf? If not, it would explain the big Merc thing and a holier than thou attitude.