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mycroft

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1,545 posts

276 months

Monday 21st August 2006
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I should be on a roof about now and its almost wet enough to hold S club Heaven again so I will take a few minuets to explain my problem.
Despite being accused of cheating at SCH3 and despite not being in the top five at S club washout , I think my car is very loud .
My wife does not enjoy the fact that I have a car that makes little children have nosebleeds and after our last trip out together she issued me with an asbo. So i turned round my baseball cap kicked the dog and went and played some music that just consisted of thumping sounds. ( i would just like to point out that i metaphorically kicked the dog , i don`t have a dog anymore and if i did i wouldn't kick it )
I did try the , "What I need is a new TVR" cos they make them quiet these days, but even i though that was a long shot.
My dilemma was reinforced yesterday when I had a run out to Uppingham ( did u here me Longers ) one of my customers was going away and i promised him his bill before he went, he is a real character ex Army Major who then ran a family hotel for many years and yes, his name is Basil. So i turned down Uppingham Hight Street and there sat the local chavs on the bonnet of a corsa , so i had to oblige , didn`t i . Bit of right foot high buildings either side couple of pops on the over run , fantastic fun.
However walking down the high street at this very moment was said customer, as I came past he and his friend turned round with looks of total horror on the faces , he was about to ball-out a teenage tearaway only to find me siting in the car grinning.
You can imagine the conversation that followed ( all in good humour) something like , "on a Sunday" "far too loud" "people might see me talking to you" and my reply "yes I`m a bad person" "just tell them you were telling me off" to-wit his friend said "well he was"
All this and the strange onset of a headache every time I go out in the car has made me consider , is there away to make the car quieter . Did I read that someone had track day silencers on their pipes? if so where do i get them and how much.
I may even get my asbo rescinded.

Mr Sheen

1,346 posts

293 months

Monday 21st August 2006
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......is there away to make the car quieter?

yikes

..hold on, this must be a joke yes you are kidding right?

S3_David

229 posts

257 months

Monday 21st August 2006
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Sure you haven't fallen off that roof and bumped your head, Dale! wobble

Roy C

4,213 posts

313 months

Monday 21st August 2006
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ears Pardon?

pies

13,116 posts

285 months

Monday 21st August 2006
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Track day silencers

mycroft

Original Poster:

1,545 posts

276 months

Monday 21st August 2006
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S3_David said:
Sure you haven't fallen off that roof and bumped your head, Dale! wobble

Even if I had , what damage could it do nuts

Monkeylegend

29,203 posts

260 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2006
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You could try stuffing cotton wool in your ears and pull an innocent looking face. Seems like sacrilige (?spelling) to spoil it.

petclub

5,486 posts

253 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2006
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Mycroft, easy way to make it quieter, ask Doddze to drive next to you

Psychobert

6,318 posts

285 months

Wednesday 23rd August 2006
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Chap that I bought my S3C from sold it largely because his other half couldn't stand the noise. I found a large bag on ear plugs in the boot when I cleaned it out. i suppose track day silencers or more liberal application of the right foot might help, but personally never tried either option.. hehe

longers

4,505 posts

257 months

Wednesday 23rd August 2006
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mycroft said:
My dilemma was reinforced yesterday when I had a run out to Uppingham ( did u here me Longers )

Yes I did, but I was in Peterborough, not Uppingham at the timebiglaugh

I don't want to be ridiculed for saying this, but Dales car is censored loud, I think a bit too loud for me if on a long drive. There's also the added the annoyance factor for the neighbours - I get plenty of comments from them now, but at current decibels they are complimentary!

There are lots of owener who seem to want a louder exhaust so why not try and arrange a swap. Or, try something like this www.pistonheads.com/sales/94939.htm
Trackday silencers might help - can't remember who makes them but I'm sure some are adervtised in Sprint.

Longers

longers

4,505 posts

257 months

Wednesday 23rd August 2006
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Here you go Dale..... www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=300037&f=11&h=0

One S3 owner who wants more noise introduced to one who wants less = cloud9

mannik

206 posts

244 months

Friday 25th August 2006
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my neighbour comes around with ear plugs in every time I start the car
perhaps I can ask where he bought them :-)